Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
“Perhaps I was sentimental and foolish,” my mother would say, with
that quiet, unemotional voice of hers which caused strangers to doubt
whether she could ever be either, “but he had such beautiful eyes and
played in such an unaffected, dreamy way. And he was so good,” she
would add, as if this were the quality which in the end had impressed
her most. “He might have been much better off than he was, only he
never could do anything underhand or mean. I don’t think such things
ever even tempted him. He was simply above them.”
My father became a great favourite with the household till he
committed the intolerable impertinence of falling in love with Miss
Gascoyne. From the position of an ever welcome guest he descended to
that of a “presuming little Jewish quill-driver,” as my uncle—whose
friendship for him had always been of a somewhat patronising
order—described him.
In fact, my uncle was considerably more bitter in denouncing his
presumption than my grandfather, who, his first irritation over, went
so far as to suggest that the best should be made of a bad job, and
that they should turn him into a lawyer, urging his nationality as a
plea that his admission into the firm was not likely to do any harm.
But my uncle was certainly right in receiving such a proposal with
derision.
“He hasn’t even got the qualities of his race,” he said—although this
very fact had been, till their quarrel, a constantly reiterated
argument in my father’s favour.
My father and mother were forbidden to meet, and so one Sunday
morning—Sunday being the only day on which my father could devote the
whole day to so important an event—my mother stole out of the house
and they were married before morning service, on a prospective income
of a hundred a year. As mad a piece of sentimental folly as was ever
perpetrated by a pair of foolish lovers.
The strange thing was that they were happy. They loved one another
devotedly, and my grandfather—though quite under the thumb of my
uncle—surreptitiously paid the rent of the small house where they
spent the whole of their married life, and which after a time, still
unknown to my uncle, he bought for them. My uncle, whom even when I
was a child I thought a singularly interesting man—and the
estrangement was certainly one of the griefs of my mother’s life—had a
great opinion of himself on account of the family from which he was
derived.
He made a point of having in readiness all proofs of his claim to the
title in case the extraordinary event should happen of the intervening
lives going out one after the other like a row of candles. His
researches on the subject enabled him to show a respectable number of
instances in which an heir even as distant as himself had succeeded.
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