Great Britain -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
“No doubt,” said William. “What comes by the wind goes by the water.”
“Alluding to the dust?” inquired the Cockney.
“Gold dust especially,” retorted Susan Merton.
Robinson laughed. “The ladies are sharp, even in Berkshire,” said he.
Mr. Robinson then proceeded to disabuse their minds about the facility
of gold.
“A crop of gold,” said he, “does not come by the wind any more than a
crop of corn; it comes by harder digging than your potatoes ever saw,
and harder work than you ever did--oxen and horses perspire for you,
Fielding No. 2.”
“Did you ever see a horse or an ox mow an acre of grass or barley?”
retorted William dryly.
“Don't brag,” replied the other; “they'll eat all you can mow and never
say a word about it.”
This repartee was so suited to their rustic idea of wit, that Robinson's
antagonists laughed heartily, except George.
“What is the matter with him?” said Robinson, sotto voce, indicating
George.
“Oh! he is cross, never mind him,” replied Susan ostentatiously loud.
George winced, but never spoke back to her.
Robinson then proceeded to disabuse the rural mind of the notion that
gold is to be got without hard toil, even in California. He told them
how the miners' shirts were wet through and through in the struggle
for gold; he told them how the little boys demanded a dollar apiece for
washing these same garments; and how the miners to escape this extortion
sent their linen to China in ships on Monday morning, and China sent
them back on Saturday, only it was Saturday six weeks.
Next Mr. Robinson proceeded to draw a parallel between England
and various nations on the other side of the Atlantic, not at all
complimentary to his island home; above all, he was eloquent on the
superior dignity of labor in new countries.
“I heard one of your clodhoppers say the other day, 'The squire is a
good gentleman, he often _gives me a day's work_.' Now I should think it
was the clodhopper gave the gentleman the day's work, and the gentleman
gave him a shilling for it--and made five by it.”
William Fielding scratched his head. This was a new view of things to
him, but there seemed to be something in it.
“Ay! rake that into your upper soil,” cried our republican orator; then
collecting into one his scattered items of argument, he invited his
friend George to take his muscle, pluck, wind, backbone, and self, out
of this miserable country, and come where the best man has a chance to
win.
“Come, George,” he cried, “England is the spot if you happen to be
married to a duke's daughter, and got fifty thousand a year and three
houses.
“_And_ a coach.
“_And_ a brougham.
“_And_ a curricle.
“_And_ ten brace of pointers.
“_And_ a telescope so big the stars must move to it, instead of it to
the stars.
“_And_ no end of pretty housemaids.
“_And_ a butler with a poultice round his neck and whiskers like a
mop-head.
“_And_ a silver tub full of rose-water to sit in and read the _Morning
Post_.
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