It might have been worse : $b a motor trip from coast to coastMassey, Beatrice Larned
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It might have been worse : $b a motor trip from coast to coast
Massey, Beatrice Larned
Automobile travel; United States -- Description and travel
The next morning the sky looked threatening, but we started out for
Jamestown, one hundred miles away. All went well until noon, when a
gentle drizzle set in, and we put up the top, stopped under a big
tree, had our lunch, and waited until the supposed shower was over.
Farther west it had poured; we noticed that the cars coming in were
covered with mud, and concluded that they had come over country roads.
Surely not the National Parks Highway! So down went the top, and off we
started in a _wet_ atmosphere, but not really raining. The chains had
not been disturbed since they were comfortably stowed away on leaving
New York. One man advised us to put them on, but with a superior
don’t-believe-we-will-need-them air we left our tree shelter. He called
out after us, “Say, strangers, you don’t know what you all are getting
into.” We didn’t, but we jolly soon found out! In ten minutes we had
met gumbo, and were sliding, swirling, floundering about in a sea of
mud! I will try to describe it. A perfectly solid (apparently) clay
road can become as soft as melted butter in an hour. Try to picture a
narrow road, with deep ditches, and just one track of ruts, covered
with flypaper, vaseline, wet soap, molasses candy (hot and underdone),
mire, and any other soft, sticky, slippery, hellish mess that could be
mixed--and even that would not be gumbo!
“Thank God for the ruts!” we devoutedly exclaimed. If you once got out
of the ruts, your car acted as if it were drunk. It slid, zigzagged,
slithered, first headed for one ditch, and then slewed across the road.
It acted as if bewitched. We had passed several cars abandoned in the
ditch, and those ahead of us, even with chains on, were doing a new
version of a fox trot. The road grew worse, the mire deeper. The ruts
were now so deep that we just crawled along, and, to prevent getting
stalled, we pulled out of them. In a shorter time than it takes to
write it, our left front wheel was down in the ditch and the car lying
across the road, and stuck fast. That was all that prevented us from
being ditched. There we were, unable to move. We had not tried to walk
in gumbo. That was an added experience. All three of us got out to see
what _could_ be done. It would be impossible to jack the car up there
and put on the chains; the jack would have sunk out of sight. And no
car could pass us. Your feet stuck in the gumbo so that when you pulled
up one foot a mass of mire as large as a market-basket stuck to it,
or your shoe came off, and you frantically slid and floundered around
until you got it on again. We thought of a dozen clever things to do,
_if_ we could only have walked. There was a farmhouse half a mile
ahead where no doubt we could have hired a team to pull us out. But
how could we get there? My sympathies are all with the fly caught on
sticky flypaper! In a short time, a Dodge car came up back of us, a man
driving it, with his wife, his son, a boy of fifteen, and a small girl.
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