"_I_ should kill myself straight off," said the other traveller. His speech was quite as consequent on his friend's as most current speech is on its antecedent; you listen closely when you hear talk, and see if this is not the case! "Stop a bit! Don't make me split this cigar. I haven't got another, and nothing fit to smoke is procurable in this neighbourhood ... there!--that's right, now.... The little chocket wouldn't snickle out. Let's see! What topic were we giving our powerful brains to? Oh, ah!--the blind beggar. You recollect the fellah?" "Never saw him before, that I know of." "Perhaps you haven't. I have. But you remember the two little girls?" "Which two?" "That morning we went to inquire about the railroad arch. Of course, you remember." His friend assented. "Well!--that little girl is this chap's kid. She'll come in the evening to take him home. I've seen 'em about together, many a time." "I remember two little girls, where we went down that street my mother and sister slum in. Tallack Street. Which was the kid? The bony one with the nostril ajar, and the front teeth, that called you a cure?" "No--the little plummy modest one, with both eyes stood open, and something to suck. Large dark eyes." No really nice young man, such as we like, can ever mention a girl's eyes, even a young child's, without a shade of tenderness. "What a sensitive youth you are, Scipio!" His friend sees through him. "The other was a little Jezebel." "Came out of Termagant's egg, I should say. Isn't there a bird called a Termagant? There ought to be." "I quite agree, but I doubt it. Well--to return to the point--you say you would kill yourself, straight off. How do you know that? You think you would now, but you wouldn't when it came to the scratch. This man doesn't want to kill himself." "Because of the little girl. He'd kill himself fast enough if he had nothing to live for." "My dear Scipio, that is sheer _petitio principii_. A man's having no wish at all to live takes his wish to die for granted. Unless he has an unnatural taste for mere equilibrium for its own sake. But the real point is that if you were this chap, you would have exactly the same inducements to live that he has--the little girl, for instance." "Be calm, William! Allow me to point out that you are begging the question yourself. The hypothetical form--'If you were this chap'--if interpreted to imply an exchange of identity in all particulars, takes for granted that what this chap does now I should do then. Clearly, I shouldn't kill myself, or shouldn't have done so up to date, as he hasn't. But the meaning of my remark is obvious to any mind not warped and distorted by casuistry. I refer more particularly to your own. Its meaning is that if I had two scabs instead of eyes, and was reduced to flattering the vanity of my fellow-countrymen in order to stimulate their liberality, I should by preference select Euthanasia." And he lighted his cigar, which had been waiting.