I heard no more because of the sudden palpitations of my heart, which
seemed likely to smother me. These two men were plainly robbers planning
to waylay and perhaps murder that nice-looking young man who sat there
in such innocent, unconscious enjoyment of the photographic antics of
the Charley person! It was too terrible!
How could I warn him? Should I attempt to explain the situation to the
competent Mr. Pegg and the muscular Richard? That would be impossible of
accomplishment without also precipitating matters with the conspirators,
who would surely overhear me. As I was rapidly revolving these thoughts
action was violently put upon me. The picture flashed "The End," and the
young man whose life was in danger rose to leave, as did several others.
His seat, as I have stated, was downstairs, while we occupied a box.
Thus he was far nearer the door than were we. As he rose, so did the
Frenchmen in front of me. In order to make their exit it was necessary
for them to pass my seat, which was a step above them. As they turned
to come up I rose with a little cry and took the only course open.
I fainted most dexterously, knocking down one of them and collapsing
upon the bosom of the other, and lay there in a determined stupor until,
according to my calculations, the young man must be quite well away. The
confusion was dreadful and it was no pleasant matter fainting by intent
upon the bosom of an intended assassin, but it served to delay them for
all of ten minutes, at the end of which time I came to under the anxious
ministrations of my own people and of the two foreigners, whom Peaches,
an unconscious accessory, pressed into active service much against their
will. And my apparent accident served a double purpose, thus proving my
dear father's maxim that virtue is its own reward, for it disclosed the
fact that I had made a real impression upon the emotional side of my
charge.
"Oh, Free, you dear old thing!" she was saying as I opened my eyes. "Say
you are not hurt! Dear--please say you are all right!"
"I feel dreadfully!" I murmured feebly, looking her right in the eye.
And then I did something which, having been reared a gentlewoman, I had
never anticipated doing. I deliberately winked at her. And Peaches took
it marvelously. In a flash of understanding that I had some ulterior
motive behind my behavior she maintained what she calls her poker face
and winked back, and, assisting me in what she now knew to be my
pretense, helped me to a cab and back to the hotel.
Needless to say, however, I was not permitted to sleep that night until
she had the whole story from me. She came into my chamber with her
heavy hair hanging over her shoulders in two monstrous braids of molten
gold, and swathed in an outrageous robe of crimson-and-blue satin so
that she looked like a magnificent animated American flag. She curled up
upon the foot of my bed and listened eagerly.
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