It was delightfully gossipy. I sat down beside her and soon explained my
action, in reply to her first question. But when I came to enlarging
upon the second, I found myself, most unexpectedly, at a loss. What was
my relationship to them anyhow? It was like trying to analyze one's
relationship to the sunlight. And yet, had I merely seen them without
knowing them, I should have unquestionably characterized them as
impossibly vulgar; that was the plain truth of the matter. To Abby they
must inevitably seem so at first glance. And knowing this I
instinctively rose to their defense. I discovered within myself a sudden
warm glow of affection and appreciation which was so normal and
comfortable in its character that I had positively been unaware of its
existence until criticism threatened them. I spoke slowly and
deliberately, choosing my words with care.
"The Peggs are Americans," said I, "from California. And their hearts
are as big as their--er--oranges."
"From which I gather they are millionaires and vulgar," said Abby
shrewdly--"but that you like them."
"I do indeed!" said I, though how she deduced so much from my remark I
cannot imagine.
"And it is equally evident," Abby went on, "that I, your titled cousin,
am to be induced by hook or crook to introduce them to an assortment of
foreign titles. That's so, isn't it? And you are in an agony of
embarrassed bewilderment about how to broach the subject?"
"Abby!" I gasped. "How can you!"
"My dear, I have to!" she cut in, laughing again, though not so
pleasantly this time. "My wits are about all I have with which to make
good my bridge losses! I suppose you know Constantine left me nothing
but the villa?"
"What!" I exclaimed, really aghast. "I was not even aware of your
husband's demise!"
"Polo accident," she said briefly. "Five years ago."
"I'm sorry," I said softly.
"Well," said Abby, "never mind that! So you see you need have no
reticence about offering me money. I can earn it, I assure you."
Of course this was astonishing, but at the same time it really was an
immense relief. For I knew dear Mr. Pegg never hesitated to pay a proper
price for the genuine article, as he himself was wont to put it. And I
had in truth been most anxious as to how I should approach my
distinguished relative upon so delicate a matter as remuneration for the
peculiar services which we required. And so, though in a sense I was
shocked by her frankness, it made my path far easier, particularly since
her own lack of delicacy in the matter warranted a larger degree of
out-spokenness upon my part. And I had something important to say. Her
opening gave me an opportunity not likely of renewal, and so I at once
rushed into the breach.
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