"Or beetles or birds," Myra reminded him.
"Yeah. Beetles and birds, too." George said this matter-of-factly,
but then he felt his knees start to tremble. It was the inevitable
after-effect. This was _strange_. It couldn't be happening to him. It
never rained that kind of rain, even if Fort had said that it did, and
even if Myra believed that Fort was right. How could it rain like that?
George knew what caused rain, and by no stretch of his imagination
could organic matter be the result. Any sort of organic matter. And
least of all little red frogs. He always associated frogs with mud--and
the idea of little red frogs coming from the sky was too incredible to
consider.
But there were the frogs on the beach.
George stroked the sand gingerly with the toes of one foot, clearing
frogs away until he had room to sit down. He sat.
One of the little red frogs jumped into his lap, and he stood up
again--so fast that he almost upended Myra.
"My gosh, George. You may be a good catalyst, but after that you're
hopeless. That's where I come in."
George was sorry he had decided to play along with his wife. She had
given him a test, and that part he enjoyed, for all he did was shoot
dice for several hours. Something about psychokinesis, Myra said. And
George scored high. So high that Myra had cried: "You're positively
Fortean!"
And then had come the birds, the beetles, and the frogs. All red.
"Listen," George said. "This is the last time. This is positively the
last time."
"The last time? Last time for what?"
"The last time that I let you use me as a--a catalyst. I can't go
around making it rain like that. We're in a deserted spot out here, so
it isn't too bad. But what if this happened when people were around?
What then?"
"Silly, why do you think we came to this bungalow for the summer? And
besides, even if people were around, why would they think _you_ caused
the rain? If you insist on calling it rain."
George did not like the way she said _you_. It was as if he didn't
amount to much--but she always spoke to him like that. He knew he was
no world-beater. He had an adequate job and he made an adequate salary,
but he just didn't stack up like some of the men he knew. Or some of
the men Myra knew. It always got him angry when she said _you_ that way.
"What do you mean, why should they think I caused the rain? Who else
can cause it, that's what I want to know? Who else can cause it?"
She smiled, and if it was a smile of triumph, George pretended not to
notice it. "That's what I mean," she said, putting her arms around his
neck. "You're so wonderful. Only you can cause it. Let's go into the
house, George."
He grunted and he disentangled her arms. Then he took her hand and
walked back across the sand to the house. And he held his head very
high so he wouldn't have to look at all the little frogs on the beach.
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