It's Your Fairy Tale, You KnowJackson, Elizabeth Rhodes
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It's Your Fairy Tale, You Know
Jackson, Elizabeth Rhodes
Boston (Mass.) -- Juvenile fiction; Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Fairy tales
“And their holidays,” went on the foolish girl. “When I was here last
spring, I went out to shop on the nineteenth of April, and would you
believe it? the shops were closed. Patriots’ Day, if you please, when
the farmers fired the shot heard round the world! I came in and said to
Auntie, ‘Do you by any chance have a holiday in Boston on the fourth of
July, Auntie?’ ‘Why, yes, dear,’ she said, ‘of course.’ I said, ‘But
why? It isn’t Emerson’s birthday, is it?’ and she said, ‘Why, my dear,
you must know it is Independence Day.’ ‘Oh, yes, Auntie,’ I said, ‘but
why celebrate it in Boston? That little event was pulled off in
Philadelphia. Hasn’t Boston enough?’”
“Ha, ha!” laughed the young man. “That was a good one on Boston.”
“But the greatest pleasure I’ve had is the baked beans,” she went on.
“Pleasure!” echoed the young man. “No _pleasure_, surely.”
“Oh, I mean _mental_ pleasure, to find they really _are_, you know, and
not merely a myth. Of course, I believed before I came here that they
existed here, but as an occasional article of diet. Why, they are a
religious rite, an article of faith! Every Saturday night!”
“Yes, and every Sunday morning breakfast at my boarding house,” groaned
the young man.
“Impossible! Inhuman!” said Virginia brightly.
“Inhuman, but true,” moaned the young man.
Wendell thought he had never heard such idiocy in his life. Delicious
baked beans!
“But they not only _eat_ them--they take them seriously,” Virginia’s
silly little voice ran on. “I made a light and unworthy remark to one of
Auntie’s friends about the sacred bean. She looked at me compassionately
and then said gravely, ‘We always bake them with a small onion in the
bottom of the pot.’ Yes, I don’t know who said it first, but it is
absolutely true that Boston _is_ a state of mind.”
Wendell, listening with the utmost scorn to these trivialities, was
suddenly brought up short.
_Boston is a state of mind._
Three rousing cheers for Cousin Virginia!
He went to bed happy that night. Even the presence of the loathsome frog
was endurable. To-morrow he would return the creature to the Kobold, and
at the same time fling the answer to his riddle in his teeth--if he had
any teeth. It would seem probable that a Kobold with so much white beard
would be too old to have teeth.
The Kobold was waiting for him on the slope of Flag Staff Hill next
morning. So cleverly did his velvet suit take on the soft tone of the
elm trunks, that no one of the busy passersby, hurrying on to business
through the Common, discerned him there under the trees, though Wendell
saw him clearly. Or was it that he made himself invisible to other eyes?
“I’ve brought your frog,” said Wendell, drawing a long breath. He handed
the stocking over to the Kobold, and the frog leaped out and vanished
among the fallen leaves.
“What _is_ Boston?” asked the Kobold mockingly.
“Boston,” said Wendell with assurance, “is a state of mind.”
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