J. Comyns Carr: Stray Memories, by His Wife — John Shaqi
J. Comyns Carr: Stray Memories, by His WifeCarr, Alice Vansittart Strettel
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J. Comyns Carr: Stray Memories, by His Wife
Carr, Alice Vansittart Strettel
Carr, J. Comyns (Joseph Comyns), 1849-1916
A rushing week it was, into which my sister and I crammed much
enthralling shopping. I can see now Joe’s reproachful face at the door
of the café where we had kept him waiting half an hour for _déjeuner_
after his hot and tiring morning’s work at the _Salon_. I made a
shameless excuse to the effect that we had secured many “occasions”
(bargains). And as I gave him a toothbrush which he had asked me to
buy, he said: “Is this an ‘occasion’ too? I’d rather have a punctual
meal than an occasional toothbrush!”
Merry hours but very far from idle ones, and he reaped an additional
and unexpected reward for his labours when we got home.
We had been bidden to a cricket match at his old school the day after
our return, where, in virtue of his old rank of Captain of the Eleven,
he was to play as a visitor; and I seem to see the boyish blush of
satisfaction with which he told his beloved master--Dr. Birkbeck
Hill--that it was he and no leader-writer on the _Times_, as was
rumoured, who was writing those humorous articles on the newspapers for
the _World_.
My husband has told so much of the tale of his early journalistic days
in his _Eminent Victorians_ that I find little to add; but I remember
a curious incident in the fine old room at Great Russell Street when
George Hake--Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s secretary--came one day,
ostensibly “on his own,” to have a talk with him on the
series of papers on painters of the day, appearing above the signature
of “Ignotus,” but of which the authorship had leaked out.
Joe has told, in _Coasting Bohemia_, of the rift in his friendship with
Rossetti over these articles, and a sad tale it is. Mr. Hake fancied
that Rossetti would like to see his friend’s bride, but, alas!
he was taking too much on himself, for the visit never came off. But
Rossetti was at that time already an invalid and was not to be counted
upon.
It must have been some time after this that the French proprietors of
that luxurious publication, _L’Art_, invited Joe to run a London
office for its sale, in connection with which he afterwards started
an English version--_Art and Letters_--edited and largely written by
himself.
Many funny incidents group themselves around the person of the French
proprietor, whose English, though insistently fluent, was of the
lamest, and I think Joe sometimes led him on in the expectation of some
pleasant malapropism.
“How are you now?” he would ask, when the poor gentleman had “suffered
the sea.”
“Only ’alf and ’alf, my friend,” the Frenchman would reply. “But I
must back tonight. I make my trunk at four.” And his apt _mots_ on the
super-sensitive lady-assistant who “always begin to tear for nothing”
and “forgive never man that he ’ave not married her” afforded Joe
continual delight.
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