Fairy tales -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Short stories, American
His brow cleared as the idea entered his mind.
"I'll make it O. K. in a jiffy," he said.
He went to his writing-desk, and wrote to the cashier of the Urban
National Bank as follows:
NEW YORK, _December 12, 1910_.
_Cashier, the Urban National Bank,_
_New York City:_
DEAR SIR,--I think it only proper to inform you that,
unknown to yourself or any other person in your bank, I have
this morning negotiated a loan with your institution for six
thousand five hundred dollars. I have a temporary need for
this accommodation, and in order that the transaction may
appear a trifle less informal, I beg to hand you herewith my
six-months note for the amount borrowed, together with one
hundred and ninety-five dollars in cash to cover discount
charges, reckoned on a six-per-cent. basis. Please
acknowledge receipt of the same in the Personal Column of
the New York _Morning Gazoo_.
The charming ease and promptness with which this
transaction was put through have given me a more than
friendly feeling for your bank, and now that I have used one
package of your money I take pleasure in saying that I shall
not only recommend it to my friends, but shall hereafter use
no other.
Cordially yours,
A FRIEND IN NEED.
This written, Jack purchased a blank promissory note at a stationery
store on the corner and filled it in.
$6,500. NEW YORK, _December 12, 1910_.
Six months after date I promise to pay to the order of the
Urban National Bank Six thousand five hundred dollars at the
Urban National Bank, New York City. Value received.
ME.
Both these interesting documents he now inclosed in an envelope, with
one hundred and ninety-five dollars in bills, sending the whole by
special-delivery mail to the cashier of the bank.
"There!" said Jack, when he had completed this righteous act. "I can
now look myself in the eye again."
* * * * *
From this time on Jack wore his invisible cloak nearly all the time. He
found it very convenient, especially when he wished to go to the
theatre, or to ride on any of our vehicles of public transportation.
Once he seriously contemplated a trip to Europe in it, but this was
postponed by a sudden important development which called for his
attention nearer home. While seated in the back of Colonel Midas's box
at the Metropolitan Opera House one night, listening to the dreamy
numbers of "La Bohème," utterly unobserved, of course, by any of the
other occupants of the box, thanks to his magic cloak, Jack overheard
Colonel Midas engaged in a strenuous conversation with one of his male
relatives, who had asked the eminent financier for some kind of a tip
that would make a rich man of him.
"If you'll tell me whether the San Francisco, Omaha & Mott Haven is
going to buy the K., T. & W. or not, Colonel," the man had said, "I can
make a million or two."
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