Jack Derringer : $b A tale of deep water — John Shaqi
Jack Derringer : $b A tale of deep waterLubbock, Basil
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Jack Derringer : $b A tale of deep water
Lubbock, Basil
Seafaring life -- Fiction
"Jack," said the cockney, suddenly darting upon the rover--"Jack, me
bloomin' lovy-duck, does you know w'y Black Dyvis wouldn't stan' up to
yer?"
"Maybe I do, maybe I don't," laughed Jack.
"Well, h'I do, then, so now. I 'eard the ole man spin the bosun the
whole blessed yarn; an' believe me, byes, h'I wos that tickled to
death, before I knoo where h'I wos the bally 'ooker wos two p'ints off
'er course."
"Heave ahead, mate, heave ahead; you're all aback. Swing yer fore-yards
an' get sail on to yer yarn," broke in the impatient Red Bill again.
"Orl right, cocky, orl right. Dye yer 'air. That red 'ead o' yours
mykes ye in sich a blawsted 'urry, you'll get jumpin' inter yer coffin
one fyne dye afore ye're dead."
There was a laugh, for Red Bill was notoriously hasty and impulsive in
his actions.
"Well," began the cockney impressively, "h'it were this wye. The bosun
wos a-leanin' agin the rail to windward er-scannin' o' things in
general, an' allowin' mebbe 'e'd take a pull on the weather braces,
w'en h'up comes the ole man from 'is grub. 'E goes over to ther bosun
an' 'e sez:
"'What sort of er'and is that man Derringer?'
"'Best man wiv a marlin-spike h'I've see'd fer a long time,' sez the
bosun.
"'Well,' goes on the ole man, speakin' slow an' solemn-loike, ''es the
man as did up Slocum on the _I.D. Macgregor_!'
"Byes, h'I could er dropped. Slocum, mind you, the bigges'-fisted lump
of a two 'undred an' fifty pound bucko sailin' the seas--the man as can
'old a six-foot Noo Orleans buck nigger, one in each 'and, lift 'em off
the deck, an' bash their ugly black 'eads together; h'I've see'd 'im do
it----"
"That's so, mate," broke in Hank. "I were in Iquique wi' him when he
killed er man--picked him up an' kind er bumped 'im agin the boat skids
an' broke his head; the ole man put some lie in the log, an' there
weren't no more heard of it."
"Well," continued the cockney, "the skipper 'e spins the bosun the
yarn, an' h'I jest absorbs h'it likewise. Seems Cappen Summers told 'im
'bout it, an' 'e spots you, Jack, from them tattoo-marks o' yourn.
"Well, byes, this ere grinnin' cuckoo 'ere, 'om I'm pra'd to shipmytes
wiv, 'e 'as words or somethin' wiv Mister Bucko Slocum, syme wye mebbe
as 'e 'ad wi' Dyvis, an' they ups an' 'as it out.
"Well, they fit an' fit an' fit, Cappen Summers an' the 'ole bloomin'
ship's comp'ny er-lookin' on. My crikey, but it must er been the
'ighest ole rig! Fer two hours they fit by ole man Summers' ticker,
till they wos h'all blood an' rags. Then Jack, 'e up wiv 'is fist an'
lets drive. Oh Lord! Weren't it er knock-out! That swot Slocum, 'e
just flies back'ards, lands on 'is 'ead on the quarter-bitts, an' lays
there, reglar broke up; didn't come to till nex' mornin'.
"Ole man Summers tho't 'e were killed, an' gives Jack 'is job on ther
spot.
"That's w'y Dyvis weren't 'avin' none!" concluded the cockney solemnly.
"'Sthat true, Jack, 'sthat true?" shouted half a dozen voices.
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