Jack Harkaway in New York; or, The Adventures of the Travelers' Club — John Shaqi
Jack Harkaway in New York; or, The Adventures of the Travelers' ClubHemyng, Bracebridge
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Jack Harkaway in New York; or, The Adventures of the Travelers' Club
Hemyng, Bracebridge
Adventure stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Juvenile fiction
"The buffalo is a great fact," he exclaimed. "When in Canada West with
my regiment, I got lost in the Hudson's Bay territory, and subsisted
for six months on buffalo-meat. As far as I know, the buffalo is only
found east of the Missouri river, and is rapidly dying out. Buffaloes
are, to my certain knowledge, sir, used in New York for drawing
street cars. It is naturally a beast of burden and very tame. When in
Montreal, I used to drive a buffalo to a sleigh; he went well and was
docile. The buffalo's favorite food is peanuts; he will also thrive on
pop-corn."
The gallant captain sat down, after delivering this remarkable
contribution to natural history, and Mr. Zebadiah Twinkle rose to his
feet.
"Sir," he exclaimed, looking fiercely at the President, "I rise to a
point of order. There are only twelve members present, and according to
by-law 27 it requires fifteen to make a quorum."
Mr. Twinkle was tall and angular, and he glared defiantly around him.
The character of Mr. Twinkle was a very remarkable one. He was a
gentleman of independent means, who had retired rich from the grocery
business. His ambition was to be considered a sporting character. He
was a great boaster, but when put to the test, generally collapsed in
a ludicrous manner. In fact he was in common parlance a fraud and a
blower, but he caused great amusement to his friends.
The entrance at this moment of five additional members of the club,
effectually disposed of Mr. Twinkle's point of order.
"Good!" he said. "Now that everything is regular, I will proceed
with my remarks. As my worthy and gallant friend Captain Cannon has
stated, it is a fact that buffaloes exist in the city of New York,
for whenever the citizens of that vast commercial metropolis go
sleigh-riding, they invariably take their buffaloes. The animal is
by no means ferocious, and is frequently taught by the Indians of
Manhattan Island to follow them about like a dog."
Mr. Twinkle was followed by Jack, who could not help smiling at the
dense ignorance displayed by the previous speakers.
"Mr. President and gentlemen of the Travelers' Club," he exclaimed,
"allow me to state that the buffalo is a wild animal, which is only to
be found on the plains of the Far West, where it ranges in herds in a
savage state. It may be found as far south-west as Texas, and as far
north as Montana."
"Is my veracity called in question?" cried Captain Cannon.
"Am I an ignoramus?" asked Mr. Twinkle.
"Order, gentlemen!" said the President, rapping the table.
"Allow me to make a suggestion," exclaimed Harvey. "As there is such
a diversity of opinion about the buffalo, and the members of the club
seem to be very hazy about the land in which he lives, I propose that
a committee of--say five--be appointed to go to America and make a
report."
This proposition was received with favor.
"Make it a substantive motion," said the President, "and I will take
the sense of the meeting on it."
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