Fantasy fiction; Oz (Imaginary place) -- Juvenile fiction
"Magicians with an important message to impart," announced the first
man, dipping his spear in a salute to Mogodore. In full fighting
regalia, the Baron of Baffleburg sat at a long table in the center of
the hall, poring over an old map of Oz and trying to decide at what
point to attack the capitol. Back of him stood Wagarag, in a hastily
assembled armor of iron pots and sauce pans. Next to Wagarag lounged
Bragga, Captain of the Guard and Smerker, Chief Scorner of the realm.
"Magicians!" rumbled Mogodore looking up impatiently. "That accounts
for them getting into the city. Magicians, eh! Well they look like a
pack of peddlars. Scorn them," he ordered, contemptuously jerking his
thumb at Smerker. Now Peter had never been scorned in his life and
wanted to see how it was done. So instead of immediately opening the
pirate's sack he stood staring curiously at Smerker. Leaning forward,
the Chief Scorner seized a key-like handle that seemed to be attached
to his nose and turned it straight upward. At the same time he curled
back his lips in a truly astonishing manner.
"Ho! Ha! Ha!" roared Snif, holding on to Peter with both claws:
"If this be scorning, we are scorned!
With what a nose he is adorned."
Peter felt like laughing himself, but the Chief Scorner, paying no
attention at all to the Iffin, now snatched a sauce box from his sleeve
and opening it with a quick jerk, held it out toward the travellers.
Immediately the sauce box began to scold and berate them in the most
harsh and abusive terms making more noise than a dozen radios and
filling the air with such a horrid racket that Peter covered his ears
and the others, without meaning to, backed toward the door. Satisfied
that his Chief Scorner had subdued the intruders, Mogodore motioned for
Smerker to close the sauce box.
"Now throw them out," he barked with a wave at Bragga. "I've wasted
too much time already." But as Bragga stepped forward to obey this
command, Belfaygor, snipping a long piece from his beard stepped
boldly up to the baron and thumping his fist on the table demanded in
a loud voice, "What have you done with my Princess? Where is Shirley
Sunshine?"
Boldened by this spirited action, Jack Pumpkinhead stepped up beside
him. "Release this maiden at once, you rude, rash robber, you--you
Princess snapper," he cried.
"Have the sack ready, quick," whispered Snif to Peter, as Mogodore
stared angrily at the strange pair.
"So that's it," grunted the Baron of Baffleburg. "I see now that
you are Belfaygor of Bourne, hiding like a coward behind false
whiskers. Well, you shall not marry this Princess, for she is to marry
me--Mogodore the Mighty!"
"Mighty what?" inquired Jack Pumpkinhead curiously.
"Mighty mighty, you impertinent fool, mighty important you ridiculous
pumpkin head. Smite him," bellowed the Baron with a wrathful wave at
Jack. "Remove this whiskered pest," he roared in the next breath with
another wave at Belfaygor.
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