Advancing towards Wood, Jonathan fixed his keen gray eyes upon him,
and demanded, in a stern tone whether the persons who had taken
refuge in the adjoining house, were bailiffs.
“Not that I know of,” replied the carpenter, who had in some degree
recovered his confidence.
“Then I presume you've not been arrested?”
“I have not,” answered Wood firmly.
“I guessed as much. Perhaps you'll next inform us why you have
occasioned this disturbance.”
“Because this child's life was threatened by the persons you have
mentioned,” rejoined Wood.
“An excellent reason, i' faith!” exclaimed Blueskin, with a roar of
surprise and indignation, which was echoed by the whole assemblage.
“And so we're to be summoned from our beds and snug firesides,
because a kid happens to squall, eh? By the soul of my grandmother,
but this is too good!”
“Do you intend to claim the privileges of the Mint?” said Jonathan,
calmly pursuing his interrogations amid the uproar. “Is your person
in danger?”
“Not from my creditors,” replied Wood, significantly.
“Will he post the cole? Will he come down with the dues? Ask him
that?” cried Blueskin.
“You hear,” pursued Jonathan; “my friend desires to know if you
are willing to pay your footing as a member of the ancient and
respectable fraternity of debtors?”
“I owe no man a farthing, and my name shall never appear in any such
rascally list,” replied Wood angrily. “I don't see why I should be
obliged to pay for doing my duty. I tell you this child would have
been strangled. The noose was at its throat when I called for help.
I knew it was in vain to cry 'murder!' in the Mint, so I had recourse
to stratagem.”
“Well, Sir, I must say you deserve some credit for your ingenuity, at
all events,” replied Jonathan, repressing a smile; “but, before you
put out your foot so far, it would have been quite as prudent to
consider how you were to draw it back again. For my own part, I don't
see in what way it is to be accomplished, except by the payment
of our customary fees. Do not imagine you can at one moment
avail yourself of our excellent regulations (with which you seem
sufficiently well acquainted), and the next break them with impunity.
If you assume the character of a debtor for your own convenience,
you must be content to maintain it for ours. If you have not been
arrested, we have been disturbed; and it is but just and reasonable
you should pay for occasioning such disturbance. By your own showing
you are in easy circumstances,--for it is only natural to
presume that a man who owes nothing must be in a condition to pay
liberally,--and you cannot therefore feel the loss of such a trifle
as ten guineas.”
However illogical and inconclusive these arguments might appear to
Mr. Wood, and however he might dissent from the latter proposition,
he did not deem it expedient to make any reply; and the orator
proceeded with his harangue amid the general applause of the
assemblage.
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