“A good supper will set all to rights,” insinuated Kneebone. “But be
prudent, my angel.”
“Never fear,” replied the lady. “I'm prudence personified. You might
trust me with the Chevalier himself,--I'd never betray him. But why
didn't you let me know they were coming. I'd have got something nice.
As it is, we've only a couple of ducks--and they were intended for
you. Winny, my love, come with me. I shall want you.--Sorry to quit
your lord--worships, I mean,--I don't know what I mean,” she added,
a little confused, and dropping a profound curtsey to the disguised
noblemen, each of whom replied by a bow, worthy, in her opinion, of
a prince of the blood at the least,--“but I've a few necessary orders
to give below.”
“Don't mind us, Ma'am,” said Mr. Jackson: “ha! ha!”
“Not in the least, Ma'am,” echoed Mr. Smith: “ho! ho!”
“How condescending!” thought Mrs. Wood. “Not proud in the least, I
declare. Well, I'd no idea,” she continued, pursuing her ruminations
as she left the room, “that people of quality laughed so. But it's
French manners, I suppose.”
CHAPTER V. HAWK AND BUZZARD.
Mrs. Wood's anxiety to please her distinguished guests speedily
displayed itself in a very plentiful, if not very dainty repast. To
the duckling, peas, and other delicacies, intended for Mr. Kneebone's
special consumption, she added a few impromptu dishes, tossed off in
her best style; such as lamb chops, broiled kidneys, fried ham
and eggs, and toasted cheese. Side by side with the cheese (its
never-failing accompaniment, in all seasons, at the carpenter's
board) came a tankard of swig, and a toast. Besides these there was
a warm gooseberry-tart, and a cold pigeon pie--the latter capacious
enough, even allowing for its due complement of steak, to contain the
whole produce of a dovecot; a couple of lobsters and the best part
of a salmon swimming in a sea of vinegar, and shaded by a forest of
fennel. While the cloth was laid, the host and Thames descended to
the cellar, whence they returned, laden with a number of flasks
of the same form, and apparently destined to the same use as
those depicted in Hogarth's delectable print--the Modern Midnight
Conversation.
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