Further remonstrance, however, was cut short by the sudden entrance
of Mrs. Maggot and Edgeworth Bess. Behind them stalked Blueskin,
enveloped in a rough great-coat, called--appropriately enough in
this instance,--a wrap-rascal. Folding his arms, he placed his back
against the door, and burst into a loud laugh. The ladies were, as
usual, very gaily dressed; and as usual, also, had resorted to art to
heighten their attractions--
From patches, justly placed, they borrow'd graces,
And with vermilion lacquer'd o'er their faces.
Edgeworth Bess wore a scarlet tabby negligée,--a sort of undress, or
sack, then much in vogue,--which suited her to admiration, and upon
her head had what was called a fly-cap, with richly-laced lappets.
Mrs. Maggot was equipped in a light blue riding-habit, trimmed with
silver, a hunting-cap and a flaxen peruke, and, instead of a whip,
carried a stout cudgel.
For a moment, Kneebone had hesitated about giving the signal to
Shotbolt, but, thinking a more favourable opportunity might occur,
he determined not to hazard matters by undue precipitation. Placing
chairs, therefore, he invited the ladies to be seated, and, paying a
similar attention to Jack, began to help to the various dishes,
and otherwise fulfil the duties of a host. While this was going on,
Blueskin, seeing no notice whatever taken of him, coughed loudly and
repeatedly. But finding his hints totally disregarded, he, at length,
swaggered up to the table, and thrust in a chair.
“Excuse me,” he said, plunging his fork into a fowl, and transferring
it to his plate. “This tongue looks remarkably nice,” he added,
slicing off an immense wedge, “excuse me--ho! ho!”
“You make yourself at home, I perceive,” observed Kneebone, with a
look of ineffable disgust.
“I generally do,” replied Blueskin, pouring out a bumper of sack.
“Your health, Kneebone.”
“Allow me to offer you a glass of usquebaugh, my dear,” said
Kneebone, turning from him, and regarding Edgeworth Bess with a stare
so impertinent, that even that not over-delicate young lady summoned
up a blush.
“With pleasure, Sir,” replied Edgeworth Bess. “Dear me!” she added,
as she pledged the amorous woollen-draper, “what a beautiful ring
that is.”
“Do you think so?” replied Kneebone, taking it off, and placing it
on her finger, which he took the opportunity of kissing at the same
time; “wear it for my sake.”
“Oh, dear!” simpered Edgeworth Bess, endeavouring to hide her
confusion by looking steadfastly at her plate.
“You don't eat,” continued Kneebone, addressing Jack, who had
remained for some time thoughtful, and pre-occupied with his head
upon his hand.
“The Captain has seldom much appetite,” replied Blueskin, who, having
disposed of the fowl, was commencing a vigorous attack upon the
sirloin. “I eat for both.”
“So it seems,” observed the woollen-draper, “and for every one else,
too.”
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