James Russell Lowell, A Biography; vol 2/2Scudder, Horace Elisha
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James Russell Lowell, A Biography; vol 2/2
Scudder, Horace Elisha
Authors, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Diplomats -- United States -- Biography; Lowell, James Russell, 1819-1891
of the review was greatly widened, and for pungency and thoroughness of
criticism, for good English and for breadth of view, it was so
strikingly marked, that it became a signal example of how a magazine
may at once be lifted to a higher level without being compelled to turn
a somersault.
The advertisement, however, which Crosby & Nichols put forth no doubt
with a dignified elation, excited Lowell’s ire, and he gave vent to his
annoyance in a rhymed letter to his colleague:--
“DEAR CHARLES,--
I am mad as a piper
And could bite those old files like a viper,
Reading their d--d advertisement
For donkeys, and not for the wise, meant,
(Which undoubtedly tickles
Messrs. Crosby and Nichols
To the innermost jecur
Or brain--where they’re weaker!)
I feel as if the rogues meant to work us
Like the clowns of a travelling circus,
Blowing their trumpets before us
In a brazen and asinine chorus,
Sending advance troops of blackguards
To blear all the fences with placards,--
‘This is the famous Dan Rice, sirs,
Whose jokes are beyond any price, sirs,
And this is that eminent man Joe
Grimes, so sublime on the banjo,
And especially great in the prances
Of the best Ethiopian dances!’
Why, I feel my shamed visage o’erdarkle
With my last evening’s waterproof charcoal!
Dear Charles, all your articles toss by
And see Messrs. Nichols and Crosby:
Curl up your moustache like a bandit
And tell ’em we never will stand it
To be treated (I put here one _more_ curse)
Like a couple of literate porkers
(Nay, a literate one would much rather
Be made into pork like his father.)
I’d go, but must hurry to college
To help the confusion of knowledge,
So remain
Your true friend, as you know well,
!!!!‘The world famous James Russell Lowell
Shuperior every way vastly
To the late justly-favorite Astley!!!!’”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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