"That was the year after you were born, Jap. I was only twenty-one.
For a year I was hopeful; then I dragged like a dead dog. You will be
surprised when I tell you what brought me to life again. I tell you
this, boy, so that you will never despise Opportunity, though she may
wear blue calico, as mine did.
"It was one dark, cold day. No human face had come inside the office
for a week. That was the period of my life when I learned how human a
cat can be. We were starving, the cat and me, with the advantage in
favor of the cat. She could eat vermin. I sat by the table, wondering
the quickest way to get out of it. Yes, Jap, the first and, God help
me, the only time that life was worthless. The door opened and a plump
woman dressed in blue calico, a sunbonnet pushed back from her smiling
face, entered."
To Jap, who listened with his heart in his throat, it seemed that Ellis
was quoting perhaps a page from the memoirs he had written for the
benefit of his townsmen. His deep, melodious voice fell into the
rhythmic cadence of a reader, as he continued:
"'Howdy, Mr. Editor,' she chirped. 'I've been keenin' for a long time
to come in to see you. I think you are aprintin' the finest paper I
ever seen. I brought you a mess of sassage and a passel of bones from
the killin'. It's so cold, they'll keep a spell. And here's a dollar
for next year's paper. I don't want to miss a number. I am areadin'
it over and over. Seems like you are agoin' to make a real town out of
Bloomtown,' and with a friendly pat on the arm, she was gone."
Ellis brushed the long hair from his brow, the strange modulation went
out of his voice and the fire returned to his brown eyes as he said:
"Jap, I got up from that table and fell on my knees, and right there I
determined that starvation nor cold nor any other enemy should rout me.
Jap, I am going to make Bloomtown a real town yet. My boy, that blue
calico lady was Mrs. Kelly Jones."
CHAPTER III
Ellis scowled and kicked his stool absently with his heels.
"Will you explain where the colons and semicolons have emigrated to?"
he asked Bill, with suppressed wrath.
"We was short of quads, and I whittled 'em off."
Ellis glared at Bill's ingenuous face.
"And what, pray, did you whittle to take their place?"
"Never had no call to use 'em," muttered Bill, chewing up the item he
had just disposed of. "I can say all that I can think with commas and
periods."
"Abraham Lincoln used colons and semicolons," said Ellis, shortly, "and
I am setting his immortal speech. What am I going to do about it, my
intelligent co-printer?"
Bill coughed violently as the wad of paper slipped down his throat.
"Try George Washington," he advised, "They didn't have so much
trimmin's to their talk them days."
Jap shoved a chair against the door sill and flung the door ajar to cut
off the blast of hot air that swept the office.
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