"Bill, did you notice what Flossy said? She said the 'men' that he was
named after. Bill, we've got to quit kiddin' and begin to grow up."
CHAPTER VI
Time passed, after the easy-going manner of Bloomtown. Jap was
sixteen, long, ungainly and stooped from bending over the case. Bill,
a little older in months, but possessed of immortal youth, was stocky
and rather good looking. Four years of daily intercourse had wrought a
subtle change in their relations, four years of the stern and the sweet
that Ellis and Flossy Hinton had brought, for the first time, into
their lives.
Bill was at the table, the exchanges pushed back in a disorderly heap,
as he surreptitiously figured a tough problem in bookkeeping that
Flossy had given him. Jap, with furtive air, bolted the history lesson
that ought to have been learned the day before. Ellis, his back to the
one big window in the office, scowled over the proofs he was rattling.
From time to time he peppered the air with remarks that fell like bird
shot on the tough oblivion of his two assistants. At length
forbearance gave way under the strain, and he said, in cold and
measured tones:
"When you are unable to decipher the idea I am trying to convey, I wish
that you would take me into your confidence."
Bill looked up, a grin on his round, shining face, a grin that was
fixed to immobility by the fierceness of Ellis's glance.
"I note that you have injected much native humor into perfectly
legitimate prose," the stern voice continued. He read:
"'Jim Blanke has a splendid assortment of Sundays.' Now please
explain. You are causing the good folks of this town unnecessary
worry. My copy reads, 'sundries.'"
"Jap done it," vouchsafed Bill.
"Who done this?" Ellis stressed the verbal blunder witheringly, as he
pointed his pencil at the next item. It read:
"Ross Hawkins soled twenty-five yearling calves."
"It looked that way," argued Jap.
"A devil of a couple you are," declared Ellis wrathfully. "Can't
either of you reason? Did you ever hear of any one soling a yearling
calf? Ross Hawkins is an auctioneer, not a shoemaker."
The boys looked sheepishly at each other. Suddenly Bill flung himself
on his stomach and howled in glee.
"Lordee! What if that had 'a' got in the paper!" he gasped.
"There would be two fine, large, lazy boys out of a job," Ellis said
severely.
He threw aside the copy and lifted the type. Jap followed the movement
with anxious eye. Another explosion hung, tense and imminent, in the
air.
"Have you washed that type yet, Bill?" he asked, eager to placate Ellis.
It was the custom for the boy nearest the door to disappear when the
time for washing a form was at hand.
"It was your job," protested Bill. "You promised to wash Wat Harlow's
speech if I cleaned Kelly Joneses stock bill."
Ellis sat down wearily.
"Oh, we're agoing to do it all, this evening," cried Bill, defiantly.
"You promised that we could clean out that box of cuts. You promised a
long time ago."
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