And now that I have announced my promotion, it will perhaps be as well
that I give the reader some idea of my personal appearance, upon which I
have hitherto been silent. I was thin, between fifteen and sixteen years
old, very tall for my age, and of my figure I had no reason to be
ashamed; a large beaming eye, with a slightly aquiline nose, a high
forehead, fair in complexion, but with very dark hair. I was always what
may be termed a remarkably clean-looking boy, from the peculiarity of my
skin and complexion; my teeth were small, but were transparent, and I
had a very deep dimple in my chin. Like all embryo apothecaries, I
carried in my appearance, if not the look of wisdom, most certainly that
of self-sufficiency, which does equally well with the world in general.
My forehead was smooth, and very white, and my dark locks were combed
back systematically, and with a regularity that said, as plainly as hair
could do, "The owner of this does everything by prescription,
measurement, and rule." With my long fingers I folded up the little
packets, with an air as thoughtful and imposing as that of a minister
who has just presented a protocol as interminable as unintelligible: and
the look of solemn sagacity with which I poured out the contents of one
vial into the other, would have well become the king's physician, when
he watched the "lord's anointed" in _articulo mortis_.
As I followed up my saturnine avocation, I generally had an open book on
the counter beside me; not a marble-covered dirty volume, from the
Minerva press, or a half-bound, half-guinea's worth of fashionable
trash, but a good, honest, heavy-looking, wisdom-implying book, horribly
stuffed with epithet of drug; a book in which Latin words were
redundant, and here and there were to be observed the crabbed characters
of Greek. Altogether, with my book and my look, I cut such a truly
medical appearance, that even the most guarded would not have hesitated
to allow me the sole conduct of a whitlow, from inflammation to
suppuration, and from suppuration to cure, or have refused to have
confided to me the entire suppression of a gumboil. Such were my
personal qualifications at the time that I was raised to the important
office of dispenser of, I may say, life and death.
It will not surprise the reader when I tell him that I was much noticed
by those who came to consult, or talk with, Mr Cophagus. "A very fine
looking lad that, Mr Cophagus," an acquaintance would say. "Where did
you get him--who is his father?"
"Father!" Mr Cophagus would reply, when they had gained the
back parlour, but I could overhear him, "father, um--can't
tell--love--concealment--child born--foundling hospital--put out--and so
on."
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