Mr Cophagus, who was in the shop, and to whom, as I have before
observed, a mad bull was a source of great profit, very naturally looked
out of the shop to ascertain whether the animal was near to us. In most
other countries, when people hear of any danger, they generally avoid it
by increasing their distance, but in England, it is too often the case,
that they are so fond of indulging their curiosity, that they run to the
danger. Mr Cophagus, who perceived the people running one way,
naturally supposed, not being aware of the extreme proximity of the
animal, that the people were running to see what was the matter, and
turned his eyes in that direction, walking out on the pavement that he
might have a fairer view. He was just observing, "Can't say--fear--um--
rascal Pleggit--close to him--get all the custom--wounds--contusions--
and--" when the animal came suddenly round the corner upon Mr Cophagus,
who had his eyes the other way, and before he could escape tossed him
through his own shop windows, and landed him on the counter. Not
satisfied with this, the beast followed him into the shop. Timothy and
I pulled Mr Cophagus over towards us, and he dropped inside the
counter, where we also crouched, frightened out of our wits. To our
great horror the bull made one or two attempts to leap the counter; but
not succeeding, and being now attacked by the dogs and butcher boys, he
charged at them through the door, carrying away our best scales on his
horns as a trophy, as he galloped out of the shop in pursuit of his
persecutors. When the shouts and hallooes were at some little distance,
Timothy and I raised our heads and looked round us; and perceiving that
all was safe, we proceeded to help Mr Cophagus, who remained on the
floor bleeding, and in a state of insensibility. We carried him into
the back parlour and laid him on the sofa. I desired Timothy to run for
surgical aid as fast as he could, while I opened a vein; and in a few
minutes he returned with our opponent, Mr Ebenezer Pleggit. We
stripped Mr Cophagus, and proceeded to examine him. "Bad case this--
very bad case, indeed, Mr Newland--dislocation of the os humeri--severe
contusion on the os frontis--and I'm very much afraid there is some
intercostal injury. Very sorry, very sorry, indeed, for my brother
Cophagus." But Mr Pleggit did not appear to be sorry; on the contrary,
he appeared to perform his surgical duties with the greatest glee.
We reduced the dislocation, and then carried Mr Cophagus up to his bed.
In an hour he was sensible; and Mr Pleggit took his departure, shaking
hands with Mr Cophagus, and wishing him joy of his providential escape.
"Bad job, Japhet," said Mr Cophagus to me. "Very bad, indeed; sir;
but it might have been worse."
"Worse--um--no, nothing worse--not possible."
"Why, sir, you might have been killed."
"Pooh! didn't mean that--mean Pleggit--rascal--um--kill me if he can--
shan't though--soon get rid of him--and so on."
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