Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
"It amuses me to realize that I have come to be a purveyor of marital
news to you. First, it was Christine and Mr. Inwood; now it’s Silvette
and Jack. The nearest I can come to rounding out the classical triad of
the blessed is to inform you, monsieur, that the symptoms of Colonel
Curmew are becoming acute. He tried to take my hand in the billiard
room—_not_ my bridge hand, either.
"He retains my hand too long when he helps me into a canoe. The other
day I was horribly tempted to tip him into the river; he said such silly
things and popped his eyes and went into rhapsodies over my ankles—which
was slightly infringing les convenances, wasn’t it?
"But he’s merely a foolish, pompous, well-meaning man, slightly silly
about all women, but with a very kind heart, I fancy. He is always
doing things for me, always strutting around me and shooting his cuffs
and curling his mustaches. Half the time I don’t understand his
talk—his jokes and apparently witty innuendoes, which perhaps are very
funny, for he laughs at them himself, and I have to smile and pretend I
am not stupid.
"No flight has occurred, although there was a white frost Saturday
night.
"The shooting brotherhood are anxious and gloomy. Some even declare
that a flight did occur Saturday night; that the birds remained with us
over Sunday, when nobody could shoot, and left Sunday night, which was
bitter cold and froze water in the garden.
"I don’t know about such things—and don’t care very much. It seems to
me that these big, red-faced men make a ridiculous to-do about the
migrations of a few small birds.
"Scott Wallace is the laziest man—which reminds me in time, Jim, to
speak about your apparent attitude toward Scott. I merely wrote you
that you would like him if you knew him.
"To my surprise, you wrote that you, personally, had no use for the kind
of man I described.
"Was that a snub for me or for Scott? I’m sorry I spoke of him. To me
he is a nice, wholesome, amusing fellow, so friendly to everybody that,
somehow, your letter—what you said in it about a man you never met—hurt
me. You _would_ like him if you knew him. So, with this feminine
prerogative, I close my lips about Scott Wallace for the present and the
future.
"I am glad your arm is practically well; but what makes me entirely
contented is what you say of your constant and bewildering promotions.
Best of all is what I read between the lines—that you really love the
business—the business of generations of Edgertons; and you, the last of
them—but not the last, God willing!—are plunging into the game up to
your neck, interested, optimistic, enthusiastic, fitting yourself for
that dignified place which is yours, Jim, by every right.
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