Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Scots -- Foreign countries -- Fiction; Short stories
“Good evening, Captain,” he said briskly to his client, just as if he had
been out for an airing. “This has been a stupid business—a remarkably
stupid business. I must crave your pardon. At such an inconvenient
time, too! But I hope to make it up some way.”
The Captain could scarcely trust his senses. He had risen to defend
himself against the savage, and here was his sober man of business back!
“Well, it has been what might be called a fairly busy summer with us, Mr
Macaulay,” said the Captain, at his wits’ end how to meet so curious a
penitent. “And I have still got a twinge of your penknife in my breast
now and then.”
The factor’s face reddened. “I declare, I’m affronted,” said he. “With
a penknife! Tut, tut!—a villainously silly weapon, Captain; and still it
might have been a serious enough thing for you. I’m beat to understand
it; some lesion of the brain, as the medical jurisprudists say; I would
never harm a cat, except _durante furore_—if—if I deliberated on it. I
have little doubt I’m the talk of the country—most annoying, most
annoying! I should not wonder if the profession made it the occasion of
a complaint against me; and if it come to that, sir, I hope I may look
for your support?”
He took up his penknife again—it still lay on his desk—and the Captain
stood back from him abruptly, but he need not have done so, for the
lawyer was only going to sharp his pen, as benign and proper a man as
ever charged a fee. His client did not know whether to laugh or storm.
He felt like to laugh at the ludicrousness of the way Macaulay had
returned to his senses; he felt anger with the unaccountable spirit which
made the offender more perturbed about the figure he must henceforth cut
in public than that he should for a summer have played the part of
robber, and wellnigh been a murderer too. But the good humour of Kilree
prevailed, and he laughed—a demonstration that but visibly increased
Macaulay’s chagrin.
“It is no laughing affair, I assure you—at least for me,” said he. “Here
I am six months behind with my work, and I doubt not all my
correspondents furious.”
“Mrs Macaulay and I between us have made shift to deal with the
correspondence in your—in your holiday,” said the laird. “The most
serious thing, I’m thinking, is a drove of cattle sold by Alasdair Dhu at
Marinish tryst; I’m too poor a man to afford the loss of them.”
“You will not lose a penny,” said Macaulay. “I got the best of prices
for them, and have the money now. It was an irregularity.”
“So one might call it,” agreed the Captain.
“It was an irregularity, a sudden craze. If I had been a man who drank—”
“You would probably have drowned the flame of folly long before now,”
said the Captain, who sometimes took a dram.
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