German fiction -- Translations into English; Germany. Heer -- Fiction
Frau Kauerhof (_née_ von Lüben) had indeed once attempted to appear in
a like toilet, only her skirt was navy-blue. It was difficult to say
wherein the difference consisted,--perhaps her skirt was a little
longer than the other's,--but the whole effect was not so successful.
And yet Frau Kauerhof was a pretty creature enough; not exactly slim,
but rather of a blonde plumpness, and this was somewhat noticeable in
her loose shirt. The glances of the young lieutenants dwelt rather
insistently thereon. They were also able to make another interesting
discovery. Frau Kauerhof's calves began immediately above her ankles.
They were very fat calves.
Furthermore, Frau Kauerhof's white shoes advertised the fact that her
feet were enormous. This the ladies decided with absolute unanimity;
and they begged Frau Wegstetten, the highest in rank among the women
tennis-players, to give her a hint.
That lady shrank from the commission. It was unpleasant to offend one
whose papa was in the Ministry of War; and the situation might
therefore have continued, perhaps to the satisfaction of the younger
officers, if a fortunate chance had not brought Kauerhof himself to the
tennis-ground.
He escorted his wife chivalrously home, and led her, without a word, to
the mirror.
Her starched shirt was crumpled, and wet through with perspiration,
also her shoes were trodden all out of shape.
"Dear Marion," he said, "I have no objection to your going to balls as
_décolletée_ as ever you please, for you are beautiful ..." and he
kissed her neck; "but I do beg you not to exhibit yourself like this
again."
Marion coloured and answered: "Yes, you're right, Hubby! Now I know why
Fröben and Landsberg were staring at me so."
Then she pouted: "But Frau von Gropphusen looked nice dressed like
this!"
Her husband answered quietly: "My child, '_quod licet Jovi, non licet
bovi._'"
"What? What does that mean?"
Kauerhof translated gallantly, "You are prettier than the Gropphusen,
my Marion; but she is thinner than you."
For one must be polite to a wife who is by birth a von Lüben, and the
daughter of the head of a department in the War Office.
Reimers was not, like his comrades, accustomed to spend the greater
part of his leisure in frivolity and flirting. It therefore never
occurred to him to conceal his admiration for Frau von Gropphusen.
It often happened that he missed the easiest balls, fascinated in
watching the movements and graceful attitudes of his opponent. Her
feet, which even in the unflattering tennis-shoes looked small and
dainty, seemed merely to skim over the ground like the wings of a
passing swallow; and the most daring bounds and leaps, which in others
would have been grotesque, she accomplished with the easy agility of a
cat.
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