Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Well, kid, what are you staring at?” came suddenly to him. “Know your
old uncle again, hey? Think you’ll recognize him if you meet him in the
Strand, ho? Know him anywhere, won’t you, ha? A likely kid that of
yours, Herbert. Come and talk to your uncle, boy—come and talk to your
uncle.”
Jeremy moved across the carpet slowly; he was deeply embarrassed,
conscious of the solemn gaze of Aunt Amy, of Helen and Mary. A great red
hand fell upon his shoulder. He felt himself suddenly caught up by the
slack of his pants, held in mid-air, then dropped, cascades of laughter
billowing meanwhile around him.
“That’s a fine boy, hey? That’s what we do to boys in New Zealand to
make ’em grow. Want to grow, hey? Be a bigger man than your father, ho?
Well, that won’t be difficult, anyway. Never were much of a size, were
you, Herbert? Well, boy, go to school?”
“Yes,” said Jeremy.
“Like it?”
“Yes,” said Jeremy.
“Bully the boys smaller than yourself?”
“No,” said Jeremy.
“Bet you do. I always did when I was at school. Any good at games?”
“No,” said Jeremy, suddenly to his own surprise determining that he
would tell his uncle nothing.
“That’s like your father. Never any good at games, were you, Herbert?
Remember when we tossed you in a blanket and your head bumped on the
ceiling?”
Mr. Cole gave a sickly smile.
“That was a lark. I can see it as though it were yesterday. With your
legs sticking out of your nightdress——”
Luckily at this point tea arrived, and everyone was very busy. Uncle
Percy sat down and then was suddenly aware of Helen. She was looking her
prettiest in her blue silk; she knew better than to push herself
forward. She had waited patiently through all the examination of Jeremy,
certain that her time would come. And it did.
“Why, there’s a pretty one!” he jerked his great body upwards. “Why, I
hardly saw you just now! And you’re Helen!”
“Yes, uncle.” She smiled that smile so beautifully designed for
worth-while relations.
He stared at her with all his eyes. “Why, you’re a beauty, ’pon my soul,
you are! Come and sit here beside your old uncle and tell him how all
the boys run after you. I’m sure they do if boys are still the same as
when I was young. Come along, now, and tell me all about it.”
Helen demurely “came along,” sat beside her uncle and answered his
questions with exactly the right mixture of deference and humour. She
brought him his tea and his cake, and was the perfect hostess—a much
better hostess, as Jeremy noticed, than her mother; and noticing it,
hated her for it.
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