Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
It was not, in fact, until the first five minutes at breakfast, when
Raseley strongly resisted the appeal for half his sausage, that Jeremy
woke to the full labours of the day. Raseley was sitting almost opposite
to him and he had a very nice sausage, large and fat and properly
cracked in the middle. Jeremy’s sausage was a very small one, so that,
whereas on other days he might have passed over the whole episode, being
of a very generous nature, to-day he was compelled to insist on his
rights. “I didn’t,” protested Raseley. “I said you could have half a
sausage if you did the sums, and you only did two and a half.”
“I did them all,” said Jeremy stoutly. “It wasn’t my fault that that
beastly fraction one was wrong. I only said I’d do them. I never said
I’d do them right.”
“Well, you can jolly well come and fetch it,” said Raseley, pursuing in
the circumstances the wisest plan, which was to eat his sausage as fast
as he could.
“All right,” said Jeremy indifferently. “You know what you’ll get
afterwards if you don’t do what you said,” and this was bold of Jeremy
because he was smaller than Raseley, but he was learning already whom he
might threaten and whom he might not, and he knew that Raseley was as
terrified of physical pain as Aunt Amy was of a cow in a field. With
very bad grace Raseley pushed the smaller half of the sausage across,
and Jeremy felt that his day was well begun.
He did not know why, but he was sure that this would be a splendid day.
There are days when you feel that you are under a special care of the
gods and that they are arranging everything for you, background,
incident, crisis, and sleep at the end in a most delightful, generous
fashion. Nothing would go wrong to-day.
On the whole, human beings are divided into the two classes of those who
realize when they may step out and challenge life, and those to whom one
occasion is very much the same as another.
Jeremy, even when he was eight years old and had sat in his sister
Helen’s chair on his birthday morning, had always realized when to step
out. He was going to step out now.
The insufferable Baltimore, who was a wonderful cricketer and therefore
rose to great glories in the summer term, but was no footballer at all,
and equally, therefore, was less than the dust in the autumn, came with
his watery eyes and froggy complexion to ask Jeremy to lend him
twopence. Jeremy had at that moment threepence, but there were a number
of things that he intended to do with it. Because he detested Baltimore
he lent him his twopence with the air of Queen Elizabeth accepting Sir
Walter Raleigh’s cloak, and got exquisite pleasure from doing so. All
these little things, therefore, combined to put him in the best of
spirits when, at half-past eleven, Monsieur Clemenceau (not then a name
known the wide world over) requested Monsieur Cole to be kind enough to
allow him to peruse the three hundred lines which should have been done
several days before so admirably provided by him.
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