Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
It was here, under these dark ages, that in his younger days the
toy-shop had enchanted him, and even now, although he would own it to no
one alive, the trains and the air-guns seemed to him vastly alluring.
There was also a football—too small for him; not at all the football
that he wanted to buy—but nevertheless better than nothing at all. He
looked at it. The price was eight and sixpence, and he had in his pocket
precisely fivepence halfpenny. He sighed, fingered the ball that was
hanging in mid-air, and it revolved round and round in the most
entrancing manner. The old woman with the moustache who had, it was
reputed, ever since the days of Genesis managed the toy-shop, besought
him in wheedling tones to purchase it. He could only sigh again, look at
it lovingly, twirl it round once more and pass on. He was in that mood
when _he must buy something_—an entrancing, delicious and intoxicating
mood, a mood that Helen and Mary were in all the time and would continue
to remain in it, like the rest of their sex, until the end, for them, of
purses, money and all earthly hopes and ambitions.
Next to the toy-stall was a funny old bookstall. Always hitherto he had
passed this; not that it was uninteresting, because the old man who kept
the place had coloured prints that he stuck, with pins, into the wooden
sides of his booth, and these prints were delightful—funny people in
old costumes, coaches stuck in the snow, or a number of stout men
tumbling about the floor after drinking too much. But the trouble with
Mr. Samuel Porter was that he did not change his prints often enough,
being, as anyone could see, a man of lazy and indifferent habits; and
when Jeremy had seen the same prints for over a year, he naturally knew
them by heart.
On this particular day, however, old Mr. Samuel had changed his prints,
and there were some splendid new ones in purples and reds and greens,
representing skating on the ice, going up in a balloon, an evening in
Vauxhall and the fun of the fair. Jeremy stared at these with open
mouth, especially at the fun of the fair, which was most amusing because
in it a pig was running away and upsetting everybody, just as it might
quite easily do here in the market-place. He stood looking, and Mr.
Porter, who wore a faded green hat and large spectacles and hated little
boys because they never bought anything, but only teased him and ran
away, looked at him out of the corner of his eye and dared him to be
cheeky. He had no intention whatever of being cheeky; he stared at the
books, all so broken and old and melancholy, and thought what a dreary
thing having to read was, and how unfortunate about his holiday task,
and how silly of him to have thought of it just at that moment and so
spoiled his afternoon.
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