Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Now this year there were new conditions. The nearest village with shops
was St. Mary’s Moor, some six miles away. It was there that the purchase
must be made, and in any case it would be on this occasion a real
novelty. Jeremy tried to discover, by those circumlocutory but
self-revealing methods peculiar to intending present-givers, what Mary
would like. Supposing, just supposing, that someone one day were to die
and, most unexpectedly, leave a lot of money to Mary, what would she
buy? This was the kind of game that Mary adored, and she entered into it
thoroughly. She would buy an enormous library, thousands and thousands
of books, she would buy a town and fill it with sweet shops and then put
hundreds of poor children into it to eat as much as they liked; she
would buy Polchester Cathedral and make father bishop. This was flying
rather too high, and so Jeremy, somewhat precipitately, asked her what
she would do were she given fifteen shillings and sixpence. She
considered, and being that morning in a very Christian frame of mind,
decided that she would give it to Miss Jones to buy a new hat with.
Mentally cursing girls and their tiresome ways, Jeremy, outwardly
polite, altered his demand to: “No; but suppose you were given five
shillings and threepence halfpenny” (the exact sum saved at that moment
by him), “and had to spend it for yourself, Mary, what would you get
with it?”
She would get a book.
Yes, but what book? She clasped her hands and looked to heaven. Oh!
there were so many that she wanted. She wanted “The Young Stepmother”
and “Dynevor Terrace” and “The Scottish Chiefs” and “Queechy” and
“Sylvie and Bruno” and “The Queen’s Maries” and—and—hundreds and
hundreds.
Well, she couldn’t buy hundreds with five and threepence halfpenny, that
was certain, and if she thought that he was going to she was very much
mistaken; but at least he had got his answer. It was a book that she
wanted.
The next thing was to go into St. Mary’s Moor. He found the opportunity
ready to his hand because Miss Jones had to go to buy some things that
were needed for the family the very next afternoon. He would go with
her. Mary thought that she would go too, and when Jeremy told her, with
an air of great mystery, that that was impossible, she looked so
self-conscious that he could have smacked her.
The journey in the old ramshackle omnibus was a delightful adventure. It
happened on this particular afternoon that all the Caerlyon farmers and
their wives were going too, and there was a “fine old crush.” Hamlet,
fixed tightly on his lead, sat between his master’s legs, his tongue
out, his hair on end, and his bright eyes wicked, darting from place to
place. He saw so many things that he would like to do, parcels that he
would like to worry, legs that he would like to smell, laps that he
would like to investigate.
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