Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
He gave sudden jerks at the lead, suited himself to the rolling and
jolting of the bus so that he should be flung as near as possible to the
leg, parcel or lap that he most wished to investigate. Jeremy then was
very busy. Miss Jones, who was a good woman and by now thoroughly
appreciated by all the members of the Cole family, including Jeremy
himself, who always took her under his especial protection when they
went out anywhere, had in all her years never learnt that first of all
social laws, “Never try to talk in a noisy vehicle,” and had a long
story about one Edmund Spencer, from whose mother she had that morning
received a letter. She treated Jeremy as a friend and contemporary (one
of the reasons for his liking of her), and he was always deeply
interested in her histories; but to-day, owing to the terrific
rumblings, rattlings and screaming of the bus and to the shrieking and
shouting of the farmers and their ladies, he could only catch occasional
words, and was not sure at the end of it all whether Edmund Spencer were
animal, vegetable or mineral. His confusion was complete when, just as
they were rattling into St. Mary’s one and only street, Miss Jones
screamed into his ear, “And so they had to give her boiled milk four
times a day and nothing else except an occasional potato.”
The omnibus drew up in front of the Dog and Rabbit, and everyone
departed on their various affairs. St. Mary’s was like a little wayside
station on the edge of a vast brindled, crinkled moorland, brown and
grey and green rucking away to the smooth, pale, egg-shell blue of the
afternoon sky. The sea-wind came ruffling up to them where they stood.
What storms of wind and rain there must be in the winter! All the houses
of the long straggling street seemed to be blown a bit askew.
Jeremy and Miss Jones looked around them, and at once the inevitable
“general” sprang to view. Miss Jones had to go into the hotel about some
business for the rectory, and telling Jeremy to stay just where he was,
and that she wouldn’t be more than “just five minutes,” vanished. Having
been told to stay where he was, it was natural of him to wander down the
street, inspect a greasy pond with some ducks, three children playing
marbles and two mongrel dogs, and then flatten his nose against the
window of the “general.”
Inspection proved very disappointing. There seemed to be nothing here
that he could possibly offer to Mary: bootlaces, cards of buttons,
mysterious articles of underwear, foggy bottles containing bulls’ eyes,
sticks of liquorice, cakes of soap, copies of _Home Chat_ and _The
Woman’s Journal_, some pairs of very dilapidated looking slippers, some
walking-sticks, portraits of Queen Victoria and the Prince of Wales,
highly coloured. . . .
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