Jibby Jones : $b A story of Mississippi River adventure for boysButler, Ellis Parker
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Jibby Jones : $b A story of Mississippi River adventure for boys
Butler, Ellis Parker
Adventure and adventurers -- Juvenile fiction; Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Mississippi River -- Juvenile fiction
Another thing that made him look oldish was his spectacles. He wore
spectacles with big, round glasses in them and tortoise-shell rims and
handles--if the things you put behind your ears are called handles. But
the thing that made him look the queerest was his nose. It was the
biggest nose I ever saw in my life, or that Tad or Skippy or Wampus ever
saw. They said so. It was bigger than any nose I ever saw on a man, and
the funniest thing about it was that when you looked right straight at
Jibby Jones from in front it did not look like a big nose at all; it
only looked like a big nose from the side. This was because his nose was
not thick or wide, but only long and much. It was straight enough, but
it started too far up on his forehead and went so far out into the air
in front of him that it was a long way back to his face again. The thing
it made me think of was a rudder, or the centerboard of a boat, only, if
it had been a rudder, it should not have been on the front of his head,
but on the back of it.
So this Jibby Jones stood thinking, because I had said: “What do you
think a motor-boat is for?”
After a while he nodded his head as if he had thought enough and said:
“That’s a good question. I never thought of that question before, but,
when you think about it like that, motor-boats are used for different
things, aren’t they?”
“Yes; for climbing church steeples,” Skippy said, joking him.
Jibby Jones looked at us thoughtfully.
“I think you’re teasing me,” he said. “A great many people tease me. It
is because I look stupid. But I am not as stupid as I look.”
Wampus nudged me.
“Who told you that?” he asked Jibby Jones.
“My father told me,” Jibby Jones said, and he did not even crack a
smile. He was in dead earnest. “My father has said to me, several times,
‘Son, you are not as stupid as you look.’”
“Well, he ought to know,” Tad said.
“Yes, that’s what I think,” Jibby Jones said. “I always think my father
ought to know, because he is an author and writes books. An author who
writes books has to know a great many things.”
Well, Tad put down the wrench he was using then and looked at Jibby
Jones again, and I guess we all looked at him. We had heard that some
author man was coming to Birch Island, and we knew this must be the
author man’s boy. So we took a good look at him. I don’t know what we
would have said next, or whether we would have said anything, but Jibby
Jones spoke:
“What I was thinking, when I said motor-boats were used for various
things, was that I saw one used on the Amazon as a coffin. A man father
knew was bitten by a snake and died and the natives used his motor-boat
as a coffin to bury him in. That was what I meant. I have never seen a
motor-boat used to climb church steeples. I mean actually to climb them.
The nearest I have come to seeing that was in Nebraska when they used a
motor-boat to ring the fire-alarm bell.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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