Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 1Russell, William Clark
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Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 1
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century
_The House of the Seven Gables._
For the rest of the week I was every day at Grove End. I took long
walks with Conny and her mamma, drove with them, wandered about the
grounds, which were tolerably extensive and well wooded, smoked
incessantly, listened to Conny playing the piano, read the papers,
wrote to my father and to Lord Towers, whose reply I was anxious that
my relations should see, and was, altogether, so perfectly contented,
that I should have viewed my return to Longueville as a calamity.
But where is the ointment without a fly in it? Where is the feast
without a death’s head? I confess I regarded the prospect of mounting
the high stool I had seen in the bank, and becoming the friend and
colleague of Mr. Spratling, of the big head, and of Mr. Curling, of the
cockneyfied forefinger, with little satisfaction. I felt myself much
too fine a fellow to do the work that Curling and Spratling did. I had
sometimes a hope that my aunt would snatch me from my fate, point out
to her husband that my elegance might be damaged by a collision with
coarse business details, and urge him either to adopt me, or to invent
some graceful scheme for supplying me with money. However, it was out
of my power to hint at such a measure; which I then considered a very
great misfortune.
I accompanied the family to church on Sunday. It was enough that I
should be a stranger to get stared at. The congregation was almost
entirely composed of old men and women--I don’t think I saw one young
man. I must except Mr. Curling, who looked down upon us from the
gallery: and, perhaps I may have indulged in a secret chuckle, when I
thought if he were really in love with Conny, how mad he would be to
see her and me bending over the hymn-book together, and praying side
by side. I didn’t catch Conny looking at him once, which put me into a
very good temper.
The rector dined with us that day: a sober-faced, square-bodied man,
who spoke in measured accents, and wore a beard. He professed to know
Paris well, and asked me, in French, if I had ever dined at Philippe’s,
in so vile an accent, that I could scarcely answer him for fear of
bursting into a laugh. I observed by my aunt’s and uncle’s treatment
of him, that they thought him a very considerable person; by which
they paid me no compliment; for of what worth is the admiration that
can fasten itself upon a being who has nothing in the wide world to
recommend him, “but his calling?” Set a thief to catch a thief! In a
very short time I found out that he was a boaster, and one egregious
slip put him completely at my mercy. But I spared him: my idea being
that every gentleman is bound to consider clergymen and women as being
under his particular protection.
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