Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 1 — John Shaqi
Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 1Russell, William Clark
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Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 1
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century
“I don’t understand,” returned my aunt. “I didn’t know that we had
anything to do with history.”
“What you are talking about occurred in George the Fourth’s reign.
There were wars and civil dissensions in those days which Charlie would
rather hear about.”
“Don’t let your husband silence you,” said I. “Of course he was
absurdly in love with you. What do you think, Conny?”
“I didn’t live in those days,” answered Conny absently.
“Well, I am very happy,” said my aunt, passing her hand through her
husband’s arm. “I only hope that Conny may have my good fortune,” and
she glanced askance at her daughter and me.
“Confess, my dear, that you would rather have had Edward,” exclaimed my
uncle with a deep smile.
“You don’t mean what you say. But even if I had, I should only have
acted as most women do, who invariably want the wrong man.”
Conny looked at me from under her parasol and smiled. What did she mean
by smiling?
“There is a great deal of nonsense talked about marriage,” said my
uncle. “My idea is, that every young man should get a wife as soon as
he can.”
“That’s my idea, too,” said I.
“And mine,” exclaimed my aunt.
Thus fortified--how strong a man feels in his wife’s acquiescence! but
then she must often contradict him--my uncle continued, “For what is a
man without a home?”
“A vagabond,” cried my aunt.
“Quite right, my dear; for a vagabond means a wanderer.”
“I am always suspicious of men without homes--of men who live in clubs
or lodgings,” observed my aunt. “Of course I am not speaking of young
men who haven’t had time to get married,” she added apologetically.
“A man is not respectable without a home,” said my uncle.
“And he can’t have a home without a wife,” I answered.
“How hot it is!” exclaimed Conny, a little peevishly. “This road is so
dreadfully dazzling to the eyes, that I can hardly see. What a pity
people mayn’t use their carriages on a Sunday!”
“No, no! we ought all to go afoot to God’s house,” said my uncle.
“The day we dedicate to Him should be a levelling day--a reminder to
rich and poor of their common mortality. But little piety will be left
in the bosom of a hard-working labourer who, on quitting his place in
the free seats, comes out and sees the rich saints luxuriously rolling
homewards in fine carriages.”
“Remember what your papa says, Conny,” remarked my aunt.
“I don’t see why poor people should feel more on Sundays than on week
days,” answered Conny.
“Well, they do,” said my aunt.
“This is better,” I exclaimed, as we turned into the long shady lane
that led to my uncle’s house. But Conny seemed rather sulky, and for
the rest of the walk remained silent.
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