Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 2Russell, William Clark
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Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 2
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century
She struck the piano, and I breathed freely. But anything more
distressing and feeble than her performance I never listened to. Why,
Conny was a Patti and a Thalberg rolled into one compared to her! The
song she sung was “Cease, rude Boreas,” of all the songs ever written,
the one, to my mind, the least suitable for a woman’s voice. She was
for ever striking the wrong notes, pausing often to cough or think, and
singing with such ludicrous affectation, that it cost me an immense
effort to preserve my gravity. Her father lost patience at the end of
the first stanza, and exclaimed, “What’s the use of asking Boreas to
cease, when all the while you’re raising a worse squall than ever he
was known to blow? I never heard you sing like this before.”
“I hate singing,” she answered, rising from the music-stool, which she
overturned again. This time I didn’t offer to pick it up. Neither did
she; and thus I was placed in an abominably awkward position, for her
father, of course, wondered at my want of manners.
“How awkward you are!” he exclaimed, peevishly, making a tremendous but
futile effort to reach the stool himself.
She laughed, and coolly put the stool on end with her foot.
“I’ll finish the song if my cousin likes,” said she.
“No, thank you. He’s had enough of it, I’ll warrant. Come along into
the garden, my boy, and let us breathe some fresh air.”
As we went out, he said: “How wretchedly my daughter sang! Would you
believe that she has a fine contralto voice, and can play the piano
brilliantly?”
I was amazed by his perverse partiality, which persisted in attributing
all kinds of graces and perfections to a girl who seemed to me to be
wanting in everything but a good figure and a handsome face.
“Perhaps she was nervous,” said I, secretly ridiculing the absurdity of
my remark.
“I don’t think that was the reason,” he answered, “although she
_is_ nervous. She is courageous in many things--would ride in a
steeple-chase, let off a cannon, or handle a spider. But in society
she is very bashful and shy, will shrink within herself if she finds
that she attracts attention (which she generally does), and, I really
believe, would prefer to lead a forlorn hope up a hill, than parade to
and fro before rows of lookers-on, such as you get at the seaside, and
in public gardens.”
“She doesn’t give me the impression of being nervous in any sense,” I
answered, thinking how true was the saying, that the last person to
know a child’s character was the parent.
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