Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 2 — John Shaqi
Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 2Russell, William Clark
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Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 2
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century
I sat upright in my bed, meaning to wait until the knocks sounded again
before I called “Come in.” To my horror, the handle of the door was
turned with exquisite caution, and the door was opened stealthily.
Burglars! I thought, and instantly looked towards the fender.
A short fat man in his shirt, with braces hanging loosely about his
breeches, stepped into the room, but on catching sight of me, fell back
a step and stood staring. It was O’Twist. The moonlight made him deadly
white, and I scarcely knew him in his undress.
“What do you want?” I gasped, not doubting that the man had hoped to
find me asleep, and to steal my watch and purse, and perhaps to murder
me.
“I tort I’d look in to see if you were all right, sor,” he answered.
“Right! what do you mean? I was asleep.”
“Thrue, sor.”
Here he advanced, went to the window, pulled down the sash, and drew
the curtains. I was so much amazed by his actions that I could barely
articulate. Was he walking in his sleep? Impossible. Somnambulists
can’t converse. Was he labouring under a sudden and severe access of
insanity? Idiot that I was to leave my razor exposed on the dressing
table!
“What are you doing?” I gurgled.
“Preevinting the moon from shoining upon your honour’s head,” he
replied, gazing complacently round him, and then moving towards the
door.
“What’s the moon got to do with you?” I cried. “I always sleep with my
window open in summer. How dare you close it without my leave, or enter
my room at all?”
“Niver moind, sor, niver moind,” he answered soothingly and blandly.
“Your honour will be grateful to me in the marning whin you foind oi’ve
saved yer from taking cowld.”
And so saying, he walked out of the room, closing the door behind him.
I sprang out of bed in a great passion, pulled back the curtain, flung
the sash up, and then went to the door, intending to lock it, and save
myself from the villain’s intentions, whatever they were; but to my
deep annoyance I found there was no key. To remedy this, I thrust a
chair under the handle, and a small table against the chair, and got
into bed, puzzling my brains over the fellow’s design, and wondering
what my uncle would think, when I told him that his sleek O’Twist was a
midnight ruffian. “May I be hanged twenty times over, if I don’t sleep
at Updown to-morrow night,” I growled, kicking about under the single
sheet, and wishing my uncle Dick, and Teazer, and his house, and his
servants, and everything that belonged to him in Jehanum.
My anger, however, didn’t prevent me from falling asleep. In truth, I
had been thoroughly tired by my journey, my walk from the station, the
great heat, and the fatiguing dance my uncle had led me through the
grounds. But I was not to sleep long. A violent crash awoke me, and my
first impression was that the house had been struck by a thunderbolt.
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