Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 3Russell, William Clark
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Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 3
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century
Now I may as well confess--being of opinion that a man ought always
to seize the earliest opportunity to tell the truth--that, like most
young men of four-and-twenty, I was large-hearted: by which I mean,
there beat in my bosom an organ sufficiently elastic to include
several objects at once. I have pretty well established my claims to
inflammability by my brief reference to Pauline (not to speak of the
others, who are nameless) and by the very headlong way in which I had
fallen in love with Conny. I am well aware that among a certain order
of novelists and novel readers, a hero is thought a very contemptible
poor creature if he does not remain undeviatingly true to his first
love through forty or fifty chapters of close print; although during
his journey through these chapters, he may have to encounter several
fascinating and seductive young persons, who exert all the arts they
have acquired by a long apprenticeship to the science of love-making,
to divert him from the straight path that leads him to the altar,
where, robed in the shining nuptial raiment, stands the Only and the
True.
If this were an idle work of fiction, instead of a solid and
trustworthy narrative of facts, I should, no doubt, pursue the
established system, and save the printers a very great deal of labour
by enabling them to use some of their stereotypes. But I carry my
ink-bottle in my bosom; and into it I dip my pen, whilst memory
hoarsely dictates and judgment scowlingly corrects.
Now, do I represent a species, or am I a unique? When I tell you that
though I remained fondly attached to Conny through a large number of
those days darkened by her barbarous neglect, I could still find a
very great pleasure in riding with Theresa, talking to her, listening
to her singing, and saying pretty things with a tolerably significant
face, will you pronounce me an impossibility, or allow that I acted as
a great number of young men have acted, are acting, and will for ever
act?
Come, drop that stone. You know I’m a species. Every woman knows I am
a species. No need to quote bacchanalian lyrics, to mangle Moore, or
steal from Morris, to prove that a man may be fond of one and flirt
with many. But since the testimonies of the great are always valuable,
hear musical Prior sing:
“So when I am wearied with wandering all day,
To thee, my delight, in the evening I come.
No matter what beauties I saw in my way,
They were but my visits, but thou art my home!”
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