Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 3Russell, William Clark
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Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 3
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century
Nor did my uncle’s labours cease with this; for judging that amid
the excitement, heat, and confusion of the hour, Curling would
entirely lose sight of his own and his wife’s domestic needs, he
had performed a tour of the shops, whence he had sent to them wine,
poultry, groceries--in short, everything he in his dizziness could
think of, finally arriving at the bank in the condition I have just
described; though not to find rest yet. For, scarcely was his panting
narrative concluded, when in came a client--one of those thick-headed,
dull-minded farmers, who spell their names thus: +, and grin as they
pronounce themselves no scholards; who, taking a seat, with his hat
between his legs, began in a tongue turbid with Z’s, to demonstrate
some mental difficulty he was labouring under with regard to a bill
which, his son having died since it came into his possession, he
had nobody now to read to him; and his memory being weak, could not
recollect the date, the sum, or the conditions.
“By the way,” I exclaimed to my uncle just before leaving the bank,
“what has become of my clothes?”
“All your things are packed up, and gone to Grove End.”
“Who packed them?”
“The landlady.”
“All my papers?”
“Everything belonging to you.”
“I’ll just go and have a look round,” said I.
You will understand my uneasiness, when I tell you that, besides
several letters I had written to Theresa, none of which had satisfied
me, though I had not destroyed them, there were various hints for,
and beginnings of, poems in the drawer of my dressing-table, which I
would not have had Conny read for a very great deal. Suppose these
poetical fragments were satires referring to the false and fickle Being
whose initials were “C. H.:” now changed to “C. C.?” Suppose they were
nothing of the kind? The most candid biographer is permitted to keep
something back from the eye of a discerning public: and the contents of
that dressing-table drawer are my secret.
“Make haste,” said my uncle: “I’ll wait for you.”
Off I started, not at all liking to intrude upon the young people, but
resolute to save my papers. To my great relief, I found they had gone
out for a walk, leaving directions with the landlady to have a chicken
cooked by six o’clock. Likewise a pair of soles, and a cherry-pie.
I rushed up-stairs, and found--what I had expected: all my papers! What
a narrow escape! Let me sit down, and take breath. But perhaps Conny
had already peeped at them? Avaunt, odious thought! With eager hands
I rolled them into a bundle, stared about me to see that no further
memorial of mine encumbered the room, and then returned to the bank.
You may guess my amazement, when, on entering my uncle’s house at
Grove End, I beheld in the hall an intimately familiar white hat,
standing upon the table, and by its side, a lady’s parasol, and a
travelling-bag.
“Good gracious!” I exclaimed, grasping my uncle’s arm: “do you know
whose hat that is?”
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