Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 3Russell, William Clark
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Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 3
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century
“Try me,” I groaned.
“I know,” she continued, “that it is papa’s wish I should marry you;
but I would rather die than give my hand to a man on whose sincerity I
could not rely.”
To this, Eugenio, what did I answer? Credit me when I assure you that I
answered her eloquently. I was inspired. It was not alone the beauty of
her eyes, the rapture of the kiss I had stolen, her blushing face, the
sense of security that is bred by solitude, the glorious blue of the
morning heavens, and the sweetness of the breeze rich with odours from
the fields and woods, which gave me power to speak; the impulse that
had broken through my diffidence had also annihilated it. Why write
down what I said to her? Why describe her appearance as she listened?
We have jogged on so far very well without sentiment: let us not take a
dose of it now.
I solemnly protest that I had left Grove End with Theresa, en route
for the church, with no more intention of telling my love than
of playing at leap-frog with the haystacks on the road. This has
happened to others. Have I not seen? No rules govern the heart. At
the most unexpected moment love is blurted out, proposals of marriage
stammered through; emotion triumphs over fear, and even imbecility
grows eloquent. Let the ladies be grateful for these little bursts
of passion. Were it all premeditation, all rehearsal, few would be
the offers made. Young Froth, adoring Lauretta, breaks into a cold
sweat over the idea of a formal submission of his heart and fortune.
To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow steals on this petty pace, and
Froth has still to propose. Ah, nights of agony, days of ineffable
meditation, how have ye worn this gentle shepherd! At last, a glass of
champagne and a ten minutes’ lounge in the balcony after the feverish
waltz, do the work. With a ghastly look at the man in the moon, Froth
mumbles his feelings; he is accepted on the spot, and his fears are at
an end. _De te fabula_, &c. Change the name, and the story is told of
thee.
Had I begun to think when, how, where, and in what language I should
propose, I might have been a bachelor to this day.
That walk to the church! (it took us three quarters of an hour) how
sentimental was it! Did I enjoy it? was I happy? was Theresa happy?
Surely such questions are in bad taste since they imply a doubt.
“Oh!” I exclaimed, “what would I give, Theresa, if instead of going to
Conny’s marriage we were going to our own!”
“We mustn’t look too pleased,” she answered, with a laugh, “or we shall
grieve poor aunt.”
“I wonder,” said I, “if she will guess what this walk of ours has
terminated in. How glad your father will be! how we shall delight uncle
Tom! Wonderful is life! only the other day I was thinking you a rude,
uncivilised female, fit only to shoot pistols and break horses; and
now--and _now_!”
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