Jim MortimerBell, R. S. Warren (Robert Stanley Warren)
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Jim Mortimer
Bell, R. S. Warren (Robert Stanley Warren)
London (England) -- Fiction; Physicians -- Fiction
The patients filed in, and Jim saw each in turn. They were all suffering
from common ailments, and the Long ’Un--after his varied experience
among the out-patients at Matt’s, where he had sometimes doctored a
hundred persons in one morning--made short work of them.
One little girl had a rash on her chest and back. Jim readily diagnosed
the complaint as chicken-pox.
"Take her home and keep her in bed for a week, mum!" said he, to the
girl’s mother; "keep her warm, mind. If she gets a chill, it will drive
the spots in, and the child may be very ill then. Keep her warm.
Medicine? No, she doesn’t want medicine. Just keep her warm--and away
from the other children. All live in one room? Well, they’ll all have
it--if they’ve not had it before. Just as well. Sixpence, please!"
A young seamstress had no appetite and felt too weak to work. No, she
wasn’t married--she helped her mother. Take anything to drink? Only
tea. How often? Oh, the pot was on the hob all day. They just helped
themselves when they wanted it.
"The matter with you, mum," said Jim, "is _tea_! You’re poisoning
yourself. So comforting? Yes, but it’s poison. No more tea, mum!
Medicine? Yes. I’ll make you up a nice tonic. And go out for a walk
every evening--don’t tire yourself, though!"
But it wasn’t all sixpenny and shilling counter-trade. Later in the
day--when it had been noised about that a new doctor had come to take
charge of the practice--various messages--some verbal, some scribbled on
notepaper--arrived. Would the doctor come to see Mrs Smith, who was
suffering from heart complaint; and Mrs Jones, who had nothing at all
the matter with her, but always thought she had? So Jim sallied forth
and paid calls on the wives of fishmongers and ironmongers, and
greengrocers, and publicans--nearly all his patients were
women--ascended rickety staircases, dived into evil-smelling bedrooms,
and went hither and thither and about and around on his useful errands
of healing and comfort.
Over the way, just opposite, was a provision shop and eating-house,
bearing the name of "Harris & Son."
From the portals of this establishment, about two o’clock in the
afternoon, issued a weary little old man of Jewish appearance, who,
after glancing up and down Mount Street, crossed over to the surgery.
He found Jim doing up some medicine.
"How d’ye do, doctor?" said he.
"How are you, sir?"
"Queer, doctor. Thought I’d come and ask your advice."
"Go ahead," said Jim, jabbing a stick of sealing-wax into the gas-jet.
"I’ve a funny feeling all over my ’ead--not in the ’ead, but all over
it. I’ve been a good deal worried of late, doctor."
"Sort of feeling as if your hair was being brushed?" inquired Jim.
"That’s it. Not so nice, though."
"I know it," said Jim; "I’ve had it myself when I’ve been stewing hard
for an exam." (He hadn’t really, but "having had it himself" was a
medical formula that he deemed it well to abide by--it comforted
patients.)
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