"Re-vamp you. I'm gonna run the tapes on the bout with the Contender,
and stuff your memory banks with tapes on every fight was ever had with
a Pugs, Inc. product. Then I'm gonna run tapes on Hammerhead Johnny.
I'm gonna key up your reflex-pattern to the point where you'll be
operating so fast your joints are liable to break down in the ring."
Tanker stared at him, open-mouthed. "What for? Will you please tell me
that? _What for?_"
"After I've fed you the tapes on the Contender and Hammerhead, you'll
know, if those goddam memory-computers of yours ain't so rusty they can
still work."
"You tryin' to teach me somethin' I don't know?"
"That's right."
"Why can't you just tell me?"
"If you figure it out yourself, you won't like it any more than if I
told you; but you'll know it the hard way."
"What a hellofa way to teach me somethin'! Jazzin' me up! My
co-ordination is perfect, analysis-system is workin' like a voodoo
charm, and you wanna jazz me up! It's like committin' suicide!"
Something in the Tanker's face changed, quickly and suddenly, as if a
diamond-bright idea exploded inside his steel-plated head.
"Charlie?"
Charlie Jingle looked up from his assortment of tools. "What?"
"Is this a fix?"
Charlie Jingle looked at him, the flush of anger brightening his eyes.
"Is that a joke, Tanker?"
"No, Charlie. A question."
"Stretch out," said Charlie Jingle gruffly.
"Answer me first, Charlie. Is it?"
"Whatta you think?"
"I dunno," said the Tanker, stretching out slowly.
"You really wanna win that fight, kid?" asked Charlie Jingle, sad and
tender.
"You know I do!"
"Trust me then, hah?"
The Tanker laughed, stretching out on the bench.
The light glittered cold on the smooth worn steel of the tools in
Charlie Jingle's hands.
* * * * *
When the first Mechanical Pugilist was made, the Fight Commission made
a number of demands. First, through each robot's sight-mechanism, it
was established that each machine should be equipped with cameras by
which they would record the activity of their opponent in the ring.
If a foul was committed which had escaped the judges, the proof
would thereby be recorded on the camera-tapes, which could easily be
confiscated by the Fight Commission.
Secondly, there was a co-ordination system in each machine which could
not be slackened without a noticeable difference in the conduct of
the fighter, thus acting as a safeguard against the Trainer-Owner's
voluntarily slowing their fighters down for illegal purposes. However,
there were ways to slow a pug down. There were circuit-shorting
devices, reflex-sabotaging devices, analysis-pattern disturbances,
muscle-flexibility tensions--all of which cut down the fighter's
efficiency to some degree. The trick, of course, was to do so without
exposure, since all fighters were examined moments before they entered
the ring, and were subject to further investigation if the Judges
deemed a fight suspiciously under expectation-level.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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