Further rummaging educed a handful of odds and ends, from which, by the
light of a corner lamp, she presently succeeded in sorting out a folded
scrap of paper bearing a pencilled memorandum, faint almost to
illegibility, so that only with some difficulty could Joan decipher its
legend: "_Maizie Dean_ (_Lizzie Fogarty_) 289 W. 45 St."
Slowly conning the address with mute, moving lips, until she had it by
heart, the girl trudged on to Madison Avenue and there signalled and
boarded a southbound surface-car. It carried few passengers. She had a
long seat all to herself, and about fifteen minutes wherein to debate
ways and means....
She reckoned it several years since Lizzie Fogarty (predecessor of
faithless Gussie Inness, both at the stocking counter and in Joan's
confidence) suddenly, and with no warning or explanation, had left the
department store and for fully eight months thereafter had kept her
where-abouts a mystery to her erstwhile associates--though rumours were
not lacking in support of a shrewd suspicion that she had "gone on the
stage." The truth only transpired when, one day, she drifted languidly
up to the counter behind which she had once served, haughtily inspected
and selected from goods offered her by a stupefied and indignant Gussie,
and promptly broke down, confessing the truth amid giggles not guiltless
of a suspicion of tears. Lizzie was in "vodeveal," partner in a
"sister-act"--witness her card--"_The Dancing Deans, Maizie & May_."
Beyond shadow of doubt she had prospered. Not only was she amazingly and
awfully arrayed, but there was in evidence an accomplishment believed to
be singular to people of great wealth, an "English accent"--or what Joan
and Gussie ingenuously accepted as such. As practised by Miss Maizie
Dean this embellishment consisted merely in broadening every A in the
language (when she didn't forget) and speaking rapidly in a high,
strained voice. Its effect upon her former associates was to render the
wake she ploughed through their ranks phosphorescent with envy.
Departing in good time to spare the girls the censure of the
floor-walker, she had left with Joan the pencilled address and this
counsel: "If ever you _dream_ of goin' into the business, my deah, don't
do anythin' before you see _me_. That ad-dress will always make me, no
mattah wheah 'm woikin': and I'd do _anythin'_ in the woild for you. I
know you'd make good _anywheres_--with that _shape_ and them _eyes_!..."
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