The dinner, and the wine that accompanied it, made her feel better and
more cheerful. She talked a good deal--even too much, for half a glass
of claret had its potent effect on her fatigue. She looked flushed and
untidy, for she had spent a long day in her hat and outdoor clothes, and
her troubles had taken her thoughts off her appearance--she badly needed
a few minutes before the looking-glass. As Albert watched her, he gave
up his idea of taking her to the Palace, which he told himself would be
full of smart people, and decided on the Alhambra Music Hall--then from
the Alhambra he changed to the Holborn Empire.... Really it was
annoying of Jo to come out with him looking like this--she ought to
realize that she was not a young girl who could afford to let things
slip. He had told her several times that her hat was on one side, ...
And those big earrings she wore ... she ought to go in for something
quieter at her age. Her get-up had always been too much on the showy
side, and she was too independent of those helps to nature which much
younger and better-looking women than herself were only too glad to
use.... He liked to see a woman take out a powder-puff and flick it over
her face in little dainty sweeps....
These reflections did not put him in a good humour for the evening's
entertainment. They went by 'bus to the Holborn Empire where the first
house had already started. Joanna felt a little repulsed by the big,
rowdy audience, smoking and eating oranges and joining in the choruses
of the songs. Her brief experience of the dress circle at Daly's or the
Queen's had not prepared her for anything so characteristic as an
English music-hall, with its half-participating audience. "Hurrah for
Maudie!" as some favourite took the boards to sing, with her shoulders
hunched up to the brim of her enormous hat, a heartrending song about
her mother.
Joanna watched Bertie as he lounged beside her. She knew that he was
sulking--the mere fact that he was entertaining her cheaply, by 'bus and
music-hall instead of taxi and theatre, pointed to his displeasure. She
wondered if he was enjoying this queer show, which struck her
alternately as inexpressibly beautiful and inexpressibly vulgar. The
lovely ladies like big handsome barmaids, who sang serious songs in
evening dress and diamonds, apparently in the vicinity of Clapham High
Street or the Monument, were merely incomprehensible. She could not
understand what they were doing. The comedians she found amusing, when
they did not shock her--Bertie had explained to her one or two of the
jokes she could not understand. The "song-scenas" and acrobatic displays
filled her with rapture. She would have liked that sort of thing the
whole time.... Albert said it was a dull show, he grumbled at
everything, especially the turns Joanna liked. But gradually the warm,
friendly, vulgar atmosphere of the place infected him--he joined in one
or two of the choruses, and seemed almost to forget about Joanna.
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