As a whole, this is a fair issue. I might even call it good, if it
were not for the artwork and stories. Ron's epic will live forever
in my mind, although its ending was rather weak and it could have
been developed into a more powerful tale by having the Slads all
die in the Inferno.
I enter my plea for longer stories. A long novel by M. S. Jensen
would be appreciated. His last, _Dr. Higbaum's Strange
Manifestation_, was a gem. On the other hand, short stories are
not without merit and good old G. A. wouldn't be the same without
them. I believe the story policy had best remain as is.
Give Higgins a rest. His yarns are rapidly degenerating into hack,
with only four out of the last five meeting with this reader's
approval. I don't like to be finicky, but it seems like he isn't
contributing his best material to G. A.
Well, this missive is growing to huge proportions and I would like
to see it in print, so I'd better sign off.
Oh, yeh, almost forgot to comment on the departments. They are all
good, with _The Reader's Opinion_ being the most interesting. Ye
Ed's ruminations come in for a close second. Do not change the
departments in any way, although the quiz and the _Strange
Phenomena_ feature could be discontinued, without any great loss.
Before I close, I wish to make a revelation which will rock the
world. Yes, Ed, I have a secret weapon! Nothing can stand against
this terrible invention and, with it, I could even destroy Earth,
with Mars and Pluto thrown in for good measure. Beware, Ed, lest
you arouse my ire and cause me, in my wrath, to unleash this vast
force upon helpless, trusting mankind.
Having read G. A. from cover to cover, I crawl back to my cage,
drooling with delight. Prying up a loose stone in the center of the
floor, I tenderly deposit the mag among the other issues of my
golden hoard. Replacing the stone, I sigh contentedly and
manipulate my lower lip with two fingers to indicate complete
satisfaction. See you next issue!
Joe Carson
_The Super Intellect_
Joe carefully placed the letter in a previously addressed envelope,
mentally complimenting himself for authoring such a masterpiece.
Slapping a stamp on the back, he sealed the envelope and rushed forth
to post it at the nearest mail-box.
* * * * *
Harl and Kir-Um slowly materialized and glanced about to take stock of
their surroundings. They were on the roof of some tall building and
night pressed in all about them, relieved only by the intermittent
winking of a huge neon sign anchored on the roof.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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