64. King _Charles_ II. having ordered a Suit of Cloaths to be made, just at the Time when Addresses were coming up to him, from all Parts of the Kingdom, _Tom Killigrew_ went to the Taylor, and ordered him to make a very large Pocket on one Side of the Coat, and one so small on the other, that the King could hardly get his Hand into it, which seeming very odd, when they were brought home, he ask'd the Meaning of it, the Taylor said, Mr. _Killigrew_ order'd it so; _Kelligrew_ being sent for, and interrogated, said, one Pocket was for the _Addresses_ of his Majesty's Subjects, the other for the _Money_ they would give him. 65. My Lord _B----e_, had married three Wives that were all his Servants, a Beggar-Woman, meeting him one Day in the Street, made him a very low Curtesy, Ah, God Almighty bless your Lordship, said she, and send you a long Life, if you do but live long enough, we shall be all _Ladies_ in Time. 66. Dr. _Tadloe_, who was a very fat Man, happening to go thump, thump, with his great Legs, thro' a Street, in _Oxford_, where some Paviers had been at Work, in the Midst of _July_, the Fellows immediately laid down their Rammers, Ah! God bless you, Master, cries one of 'em, it was very kind of you to come this Way, it saves us a great deal of Trouble this hot Weather. 67. An Arch-Wagg of St. _John_'s College, asked another of the same College, who was a great _Sloven_, why he would not read a certain Author called _Go-Clenius_. 68. _Swan_, the famous Punster of _Cambridge_, being a Nonjuror, upon which Account he had lost his Fellowship, as he was going along the _Strand_, in the Beginning of King _William_'s Reign, on a very rainy Day, a Hackney-Coachman called to him, Sir, won't you please to take Coach, it _rains_ hard: Ay, Friend, said he, but this is no _Reign_ for me to take Coach in. 69. When _Oliver_ first coined his Money, an old Cavalier looking upon one of the new Pieces, read the Inscriptions, on one Side was _God with us_, on the other, _The Commonwealth of_ England; I see, said he, God and the _Commonwealth_ are on _different_ Sides. 70. Colonel _Bond_ who had been one of King _Charles_ the First's Judges, dy'd a Day or two before _Oliver_, and it was strongly reported every where that _Cromwell_ was dead; No, said a Gentleman, who knew better, he has only given _Bond_ to the Devil for his farther Appearance. 71. Mr. Serjeant _G--d--r_, being _lame_ of one Leg; and pleading before Judge _For--e_, who has little or no _Nose_, the Judge told him he was afraid he had but a _lame_ Cause of it: Oh! my Lord, said the Serjeant, have but a little Patience, and I'll warrant I prove every Thing as plain as the _Nose_ on your Face. 72. A Gentleman eating some Mutton that was very tough, said, it put him in Mind of an old _English_ Poet: Being asked who that was; _Chau--cer_, replied he.