"Can't help it. If a series of idiots come to labour under the impression that life outside my presence--ten days after first becoming aware of my existence--is totally unendurable, where am I to blame? I can't scowl at them, and nothing short of that will restrain them. Now, the reason why I rather like this man is that he has so far shown no signs of mental aberration." She meant it all. For one so plenteously, so dangerously, dowered as far as the other sex was concerned, Nidia Commerell was strangely unromantic. In her allusion to the rapidity with which the average male succumbed to her charms there was no exaggeration. She seemed to possess the art of conquest sudden and complete, yet, in reality, art it was not, for she had not a shadow of the flirt in her composition. The very artlessness of her frank unstudied demeanour constituted, in fact, her most formidable armament. But she refused to see why she should avoid the other sex simply because a large percentage of its members were weak enough to fall in love with her upon no sort of warranty or provocation. There was no affectation, either, in her declaration that the unanimity wherewith they did so candidly bored her. "Just as I begin to like a man," she would plaintively declare, "and find him of some use, he gets serious, gloomy, and spoils everything." And for all her airiness on the subject, she was not entirely without a qualm lest John Ames should follow suit, and him she had more than begun to like very much indeed. The roar of a truly demoniacal gong cut short further discussion of the subject, by warning them that it was time to go down and join the object of it at table. Him they found in an amused state. "Rather fun," he said. "Some fellow has been going for that most cherished and firmly rooted institution, the great Cape fish-horn, in a letter to the evening _Argus_. He doesn't see how a civilised community at the end of the nineteenth century can tolerate their day and night alike being made hideous by an unending procession of dirty Malays blaring weirdly, wildly, deafeningly through a `yard of tin;' and, for the matter of that, no more do I. Look, here it is"--handing the paper across to Mrs Bateman. The latter, like most high-featured people, was of censorious habit. "Yes; it's amusing," she said. "But there are some people who are never happy unless they are finding fault. I suppose even these poor Malays must earn their living." "No fear of their not doing that," rejoined Ames. "Why, they are the most well-to-do crowd on this peninsula. I take it the writer's point is they could earn it without making life intolerable to the world at large."