John Bull; Or, The Englishman's Fireside: A Comedy, in Five ActsColman, George
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John Bull; Or, The Englishman's Fireside: A Comedy, in Five Acts
Colman, George
Comedy plays; English drama
_Dennis._ Very little this last week, your honour.
_Shuff._ O, the landlord. Leave the room.
_Dennis._ [_Aside._] Manners! but he's my customer. If he don't
behave himself to the young cratur, I'll bounce in, and thump him
blue. [_Exit._
_Shuff._ [_Looking at MARY._] Shy, but stylish--much elegance, and
no brass: the most extraordinary article that ever belonged to a
brazier.--[_Addressing her._] Don't be alarmed, my dear. Perhaps you
didn't expect a stranger?
_Mary._ No, sir.
_Shuff._ But you expected somebody, I believe, didn't you?
_Mary._ Yes, sir.
_Shuff._ I come from him: here are my credentials. Read that, my
dear little girl, and you'll see how far I am authorized.
[_Gives her a Letter._
_Mary._ 'Tis his hand. [_Kissing the Superscription._
_Shuff._ [_As she is opening the Letter._] Fine blue eyes, faith,
and very like my Fanny's. Yes, I see how it will end;--she'll be the
fifteenth Mrs. Shuffleton.
_Mary._ [Reading.] _When the conflicts of my mind have subsided, and
opportunity will permit, I will write to you fully. My friend is
instructed from me to make every arrangement for your welfare. With
heartfelt grief I add, family circumstances have torn me from you
for ever!----_
[_Drops the Letter, and is falling, SHUFFLETON
supports her._
_Shuff._ Ha! damn it, this looks like earnest! They do it very
differently in London.
_Mary._ [_Recovering._] I beg pardon, sir--I expected this; but
I----I---- [_Bursts into Tears._
_Shuff._ [_Aside._] O, come, we are getting into the old train;
after the shower, it will clear.--My dear girl, don't flurry
yourself;--these are things of course, you know. To be sure, you
must feel a little resentment at first, but----
_Mary._ Resentment! When I am never, never to see him again!
Morning and night, my voice will be raised to Heaven, in anguish,
for his prosperity!--And tell him,--pray, sir, tell him, I think the
many, many bitter tears I shall shed, will atone for my faults; then
you know, as it isn't himself, but his station, that sunders us, if
news should reach him that I have died, it can't bring any trouble
to his conscience.
_Shuff._ Mr. Rochdale, my love, you'll find will be very handsome.
_Mary._ I always found him so, sir.
_Shuff._ He has sent you a hundred pound bank note [_Giving it to
her._] till matters can be arranged, just to set you a-going.
_Mary._ I was going, sir, out of this country, for ever. Sure he
couldn't think it necessary to send me this, for fear I should
trouble him!
_Shuff._ Pshaw! my love, you mistake: the intention is to give you a
settlement.
_Mary._ I intended to get one for myself, sir.
_Shuff._ Did you?
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