John Bull's Womankind (Les Filles de John Bull)O'Rell, Max
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John Bull's Womankind (Les Filles de John Bull)
O'Rell, Max
England -- Social life and customs; Women -- Great Britain
The neck is very freely displayed in England by ladies in evening
dress; less so, however, than formerly, I am told. It would seem as
if, starting from the head downwards, an Englishwoman did not mind how
much she uncovered herself: provided she does not show her feet, she
is happy. When the streets are muddy--and Heaven knows what black,
dirty mud we have in London--you will never see the women lift their
skirts as they walk; they seem by instinct to prefer getting them
muddy to the waist. Consequently, the gentleman who follows a neat
pair of ankles in Paris is never seen in London.
The Englishwoman's skin is generally fine, and beautifully white and
smooth; satin and alabaster; a neck like the swan's. The shoulders and
hips are frequently too narrow; and, unfortunately, the bosom is too
often a _quantité négligeable_ in the enumeration of an Englishwoman's
charms. But when there is something to display, good heavens, how
proud they are of it! They carry it like church banners.
The first thing that strikes one in Paris on arriving from England is
the embonpoint of the women. By the powers! they seem to be having a
good time under the Republic. What development! What exuberance!
Ladies, it is really alarming: a little moderation, pray, or you will
soon have to throw your corsets over the hedge.
* * * * *
The Englishwoman walks on the flat foot, and lets her arms hang; the
Frenchwoman puts her toes to the ground first, and her arms are folded
in front of her: it is more graceful, but not so comfortable. The last
time I visited Paris, I saw with pleasure that the high, pointed
heels, that were stuck in the centre of the sole, had begun to give
place to the English heels: this is a great progress.
And, _mesdames_, since you are beginning to imitate what is sensible
in the English _toilette_, allow me to give you a piece of advice that
your husbands will be very pleased to see you follow.
It is you who have the honour of setting the fashion to the civilized
world. You wear your clothes so gracefully, and you are so charming,
that even a frying-pan would look pretty on your heads. But I object
to your hats and bonnets. Yes, those _tyroliens_, loaded with
feathers, aigrettes, pompons, birds, fruit, and what not, are very
dear and exceedingly ugly. You seek too much to attract to your hats
that attention which should be bestowed entirely on your matchless
eyes.
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