John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
Up got Sawney in the morning, and swallowed owre sodded meat flag
by flag; and aff he goes to the coals and the courting, lilting and
singing like a laverock in a May morning--O to be married if this
be the way.
The colliers wondered a’ to see him sae well buskit wi a pair of
wally side auld-fashioned leather breeks of his father’s, and an
auld creeshy hat, mair like a fryingpan than ony thing else; a lang
cravat like a minister or Baillie Duff at a burial, a clean face
and hands, and nae less than a gun-sleeved linen sark on him, which
made his cheeks to shine like a sherney weight, and the colliers
swore he was as braw as a horse gaun to a cow’s dredgy.
But Sawny came off wi his coals, whistling and whipping up the poor
beasts, even as outrageous as ony ram at riding time; well might
ony body see there was a storm in Sawny’s nose, light where it
like; for no sooner had he selled his coals, than he left his horse
to come hame wi a nibour callan, and gad keekin up the Cowgate, and
through the closses, seeking auld Be-go, his guid-mither to be;
then in through the fish-market, where he bought twa lang herrin,
and twa baps, a pair of suter’s auld shoon, greased black and made
new again, to make his feet feasible like, as he kend the lass
would look at them (for his mither tell’d him the women looked ay
to the mens legs or they married them, and the weel-legged loons
gade ay best aff.)
So Sawny came swaggering through a the shell wives, but she was no
there, going down the town below the guard he met auld Be-go just
in the teeth, an she cries, Hey laddie my dow, how’s your mither
honest Mary? Thank you, quo’ Sawny, she’s meat hale, aye working
some--how’s a at hame, is Kate and the laddie weel?
Matty. Fu’ weel, my dow: ye’re a braw sonsy dog grown, a wallie
fa’me gin I kend ye.
Come, come, quo’ Sawny, and I’ll gie ye a nossack to heat your
wame, it is a cauld day, and ye’re my mither’s countrywoman.
Na, fair fa’ you, Sawny, I’ll nae refus’t; a dram’s better the day
than a clap on the arse wi’ a cauld shule, sae follow me, my dow.
So awa’ she took me, quo’ Sawny, down a dark stair, to ane o’ the
houses beneath the yird, where it was mirk as in a coal heugh, and
they had a great fire. Sweet be wi me quo’ Sawny, for it minds me
of the ill part; an a muckle pot has a little cauldron, seething
kail and roasting flesh, the wife forked them out as fast us she
could into coags and caps, for there came in a wheen sutor like
fallows, with black thumbs and creeshy aprons, that cutted them all
up in a wee time, but they never fashed with us, nor we with them;
we first got a gill, and then got a het pint. A vow quoth I, Matty,
is Kate gaun to get a man yet?
Matty. A man laddie, wha wad hae her? a muckle, lazy, useless jade;
she can do naething but work at husband wark, card and spin, wash
ladies rooms, and a gentleman’s bonny things: she canna tak a creel
on her back, and apply to merchandizing as I do, to win a man’s
bread.
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