John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
It was considerable past the witching hour of night that Tam
Merrilees proceeded towards his house, rather a little in dread of
a curtain lecture. The night was dark; and the wind blowing hard in
his teeth, added to his unsteadiness, caused him several times to
reel against the sides of the houses, as he passed the Chapel of
Ease. One of these unlucky staggers brought his shoulder to bear
full against the door which led into the kirk-yard. To Tam’s great
astonishment it flew open; and having lost his equilibrium, he made
a sort of semicircular movement, and found himself standing in the
midst of tombs and headstones. “Hech,” said he, “the door open at
this hour o’ the night! that’s extraordinar’--its incomprehensible.
What in a’ the warld’s that?” continued he, perceiving something
at his feet. Upon stooping down he discovered that the object of
which had arrested his attention was a wheelbarrow, having upon it
a dead body, thurst neck and heels into a sack. Tam lifted up his
hands in amazement, and stepping forward perceived at the other end
of the ground some men engaged in filling up the grave from which
the corps had been taken. “Resurrectioners, as I’m a living man!”
he exclamed. “Wha wad hae thought it?--but I’ll gi’e the devils
such a fright as they never got the like o’t.” The whiskey had
undoubtedly raised his courage to the highest pitch; for, untying
the sack, he drew the body from it and carrying it on his back to
the opposite side of the church-yard, he reared it upright against
the wall. He then returned to the barrow, and having placed the
sack upon it, he crept in and disposed himself in the same manner
as he found the body.
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