John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
The monks having one night left the sacristy of their church open,
the painter and his friend the goldsmith went in; and, after taking
out all the vessels of gold and silver which they found there, they
ran away as fast as possible. Possessed of so great a booty, they
determined to return to their own country. When they arrived there,
fearing lest the robbery should be discovered, they put all their
riches into a chest, and made an agreement that neither should take
any out, without informing the other.
Soon after the goldsmith married, and became the father of two
children. To supply his expenses, which increased with his family,
he appropriated the greatest part of the treasure in the chest to
his own use. The painter perceived his treachery, and reproached
him with it. The other absolutely denied the fact.
The painter, provoked at his perfidy, determined to punish him for
it; but, to be more certain of his revenge, he pretended to believe
every thing his associate swore. With this view he applied to a
huntsman, a friend of his, to procure him two young bears alive.
When he had them in his possession, he ordered a wooden statue to
be made so much resembling the goldsmith in every respect, that the
eye was deceived. After having thus prepared every thing necessary
to his design, he accustomed the bears to eat out of the hands
of the statue. He led them every morning into the room where he
kept it; and, as soon as they saw it, they always ran and ate the
victuals, which had been put in its hands.
The painter employed many weeks in teaching them this exercise
every day. As soon as he saw the two bears were perfect in their
parts, he invited the goldsmith and his two children to supper.
The feast being prolonged till midnight, the goldsmith and his two
children lay at their host’s. At day-break the painter dexterously
conveyed away the two children, and in their place substituted the
two bears.
How much was the father, on waking, surprised to find them in his
room instead of his children! He cried out most dreadfully. The
painter ran to him, and appeared greatly astonished: “Perhaps,”
said he, “you have deserved so great a punishment as this
metamorphosis from heaven, for some very extraordinary crime.” The
goldsmith was not to be deceived by what his friend said; but being
convinced that he was the author of the metamorphosis, he obliged
him to appear before the cadi; and there accused him of having
stolen his children. “My lord,” said the painter, “It is very
easy for you to know the truth; order the two bears to be brought
here; and if, by their gestures and caresses, they distinguish the
goldsmith from the rest of the company, you cannot doubt their
being really his children.”
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