John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
The cadi consented to make this trial. As soon as the two little
bears, whom the painter had made to fast two days before, saw the
goldsmith, they ran to him, and licked his hands. So extraordinary
a sight astonished the cadi, who was so embarrassed that he durst
not pronounce sentence.
The goldsmith confused, returned to the painter, and on his knees
confessed his treachery, conjuring him to pray to God to restore
his children to their natural form. The painter pretending to be
affected with what he said, passed the night with him in prayers.
He had before taken away the two bears, and in their place conveyed
the two children, whom he had hid till then. The painter conducted
their father into the room where they were; and returning them to
him, said, “God has heard my feeble prayers, learn from this time
to keep strictly to your engagements.”
[Illustration: FINIS.]
ENTERTAINING
HISTORY
OF
JOHN CHEAP
The Chapman;
CONTAINING
Above a Hundred Merry Exploits done by him
and his fellow traveller and companion, Drouthy
Tom, a sticked shaver.
IN THREE PARTS
[Illustration]
GLASGOW:
PRINTED FOR THE BOOKSELLERS.
HISTORY
OF
JOHN CHEAP.
PART I.
The following Relation is taken from his own mouth verbatim.
John Cheap, the chapman, was a comical, short, thick fellow, with
a broad face and a long nose; both lame and lazy, and something
lecherous among the lasses. He chose rather to sit idle than work
at any time, as he was a hater of hard labour. No man needed offer
him cheese and bread after he cursed he would not have it; for he
would blush at bread and milk when hungry, as a beggar doth at a
bawbee. He got the name of John Cheap, the Chapman, by selling
twenty needles for a penny, and twa leather laces for a farthing.
I was born at the Hottom, near the Habertehoy Mill. My father was a
Scotch Highlander, and my mother a York-shire Wench, which causes
me to be of a mongrel kind; I made myself a chapman when very
young, in hopes of being rich when I became old.
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